The ORIGINAL list of Reasons to Stay Single. Also includes reasons to NEVER reproduce with males, reasons to not care about the male loneliness epidemic, reasons to let the XYs go extinct, reasons to not care about male's mental health, and reasons you're better off staying the FUCK away from the male species. TW: Some stories contain mentions of SA, death, abuse, and child loss

Mira has a special mission for the two youngest mages in Fairy Tail and it's not gonna be easy for them. Romeo and Wendy have been assigned this mission to either get video of Mira's OTP's confessing or get pictures of them kissing. Although, what she really wants is for her ships to become cannon, that's their ultimate goal. It's the perfect job! At least that's what they thought, but anything can go wrong when you're working with Mira. Especially when revenge is always an option and they won't be afraid to do so. Plus, it's a chance to be matchmakers themselves for Romeo and Wendy. Started August 16, 2015 Ended July 8, 2016