Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Seventeen year old Aria Waller has her life changed when her dad gets a promotion which causes her family to move from the city of Chester to Holmes Chapel. The realtor drops the price of the house in order for the Waller family to buy it. Settling into the new house, Aria begins to feel odd breezes within the rooms. After complaining to her parents about the unusual draftiness, they do nothing but brush off her comments. Aria later discovers the root cause of the chilling breezes: a ghost. He is a friendly ghost with a dark past. Find out how Aria develops a warm relationship with this ghost by helping him move on from his past. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Copyright 2019 This book contains material protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this book may be reproduced or re-transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or any information storage and retrieval without written permission from the author.

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate first. Enter Hunter. Arrogant and a bad boy, yet totally irresistible. Andy soon finds herself shedding her good girl shell to teach this jerk a lesson. Dozens of bets, make out sessions and challenges causes Andy to start following Hunter's lead. Cliche story about the girl changing the player? No, the player is changing the good girl, and not for the better. This story has now been published with multiple changes! You can find it on Amazon and any other ebook distributors under 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys' (By Katie Hart)

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They're polar opposites, and that's what sparks Reece's immediate hate for Jessica the moment they meet. All he sees is a girl with the best life, put in the category of those who get everything handed to them on a silver platter. But who says Jessica's life is like that? Just like a photograph, there's more to the story than what you see. Stumbling across one of Jessica's hidden portfolio might reveal that her happiness isn't all that true. Behind that smile and each picture she takes, holds a thousand words of a very big secret - one that Reece is determined to find out. And who knows? It just might change everything between them. cover by dysanic || 2015 watty's winner for talk of the town ||

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

Si Cynthea ay hindi pa nakaranas magkaroon ng kasintahan. Hindi pa ito nagmahal kahit minsan, kumbaga'y Virgin siya in terms of love life. Nang makilala niya si Daniel;gwapo, matalino at mabait. Mababago kaya ni Daniel ang pananaw ni Cynthea patungkol sa pag-ibig? Basahin ang kwento.

Reya didn't imagine herself leaving her advertising job for a start-up non-profit by her mid-twenties, but she also didn't expect a sudden breakup with her college boyfriend. She seriously needs to shake things up, and what better way to do that than a holiday in Paris? New time zone, lost luggage, and her best friend thousands of miles away...the glossy guidebooks of Paris start to seem like an out-of-reach fantasy. Things turn around at Paris's most famous department store, when Reya meets an elderly French lady who needs a little help. From there an unlikely friendship with Madame Billeaux begins, complete with her charming grandson Francois. As Reya's growing attraction to Francois gets harder and harder to deny, her escape to Paris will turn into a full-blown adventure...

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