Stories which un-piss me
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Dissociative Identity Disorder by BlackPaperRoses
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What our disorder is, terms, and intros
This Wasn't Part of the Plan (cryle) by Kurotoshiro101
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Craig never expected Tweek to break up with him. Hell he never even considered the possibility of them breaking up. But it happened and Tweek pulled the trigger that killed their relationship. Kyle didn't mean to confess. He was just so annoyed and fed up with Stan always being with Wendy. Stan rejecting him wasn't something he was ready for. Did he just ruin their friendship for good? After Kyle and Craig both experience a heartbreak they come up with the not so genius idea to use each other to make their desired ones jealous. Not like anything bad will come of such a scheme right? Everything will go according to plan. Disclaimer: I don't own the art or characters
Take This To Heart |Stan X Kyle| by barelycroquet
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"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true) rumours about his feelings once and for all. Will he finally be able to continue a normal friendship with Stan, or will he luck in a different direction? Highschool!AU ((A Spanish translation by the lovely @Nick-w- is now available! Head on over to their page to read their wonderful translation)) ((A Turkish translation by the incredible @berrywq_1 is also being released! Check out their page for updates!))
˗ˏˋ𝙄'𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙮!'ˎ˗ [𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸] by ddarlingddolly
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Stan realizes that he has a crush on Kyle, so Eric and Kenny come up with a plan to get them together. DISCONTINUED/REWRITE COMING SOON Warnings- very very very cringey, the plot makes no sense, a lot of swearing and weird/dirty jokes that usually make no sense, ALL THE BEGINNING CHAPTERS ARE CRINGE AS FUCK WTF WAS WRONG WITH 2019 ME??? At this point its basically a crack fic lmao Disclaimer- I do not own South Park or any of it's characters. The characters will be aged up because writing a romance story about ten year olds is weird
Choose Wisely(Kyle Broflovski x Stan Marsh yaoi) by BrGrRoCo
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Ever since Craig and Tweek went gay for each other and it became public, Kyle Broflovski is continuously finding eyes glued to him, and it's more than one pair. None belonged to any female, having its own advantages and disadvantages for Kyle. No, the eyes belong to his best friend in the universe, and his worst enemy of all time.
Je t'aime toujours & Memories| Amourshipping One Shot by InnocentShipSmoothie
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Je t'aime toujours: "Je t'aime toujours...", das waren die letzten Worte, die die junge Serena kurz vor ihrem unerwarteten Verschwinden sprach. Diese Wörter wiederholen sich unaufhörlich in Ash's Kopf und verursachen ihm somit schlaflose Nächte. Er gibt sich die Schuld für ihr Verschwinden, weshalb er sich selbst vor Sorge und Angst in ein dunkles Loch der Verzweiflung stürzt. Aber wie ist es überhaupt dazu gekommen? Memories: Drei Jahre nach dem Vorfall kehrt Ash wieder nach Kalos zurück, doch es kommt anders als geplant. Denn es geschehen eigenartige Begegnungen, die ihn nach und nach das letzte Puzzlestück finden lassen, bis er endlich zu seiner lang verschollenen Freude zurückkehren kann. Und woher kam eigentlich dieses eine blaue Band her?
Naughty Squids (splatoon lemon!! 18+ only :3) by naughtysquid
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Two best friends change eachother's lives from just one bet. Alexander (blue Inkling) and Liam (Pink Inkling) were always pretty close, but they never expected to become THIS close. Or maybe they did ;^). INTENSE SMUT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. YAOI BOY X BOY DONT LIKE DONT READ!! All characters are 18+ :3. (Cover art not by me)
Naughty Squids 2 (splatoon Lemons/Love story) RATED FOR AGES 18+ ONLY!!! by naughtysquid
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Two best friends, Liam and Alex fell in love under questionable circumstances. From that day on naughtiness had ensued. The only difference is that now they're married...(almost) This story will contain explicit content meant for those who are aged 18 and up ONLY. If you're under the age of 18 please don't read. Thanks!! BEAUTIFUL BOOK COVER BY @oruriro!!!!! Go check them out, they're art/stories are amazing 💖
Wet Dream • boyf riends • by CarWritesFanfic
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Jeremy Heere had always been into girls. If you want to be more specific, Christine Canigula. That was a fact well known to he and his best friend, Michael Mell until Jeremy found himself having weird, unexplainable dreams about that aforementioned 'best friend'. Will they stay simply best friends forever, or will this alter their dynamic forever? Find out as Jeremy, Michael, and their friends go through a series of up and downs consisting of hidden secrets, school gossip and fragile friendships. **** Credit to Alvistem on Devianart for the cover art!! Characters do not belong to me, but plot does. If you take any ideas from the book, let me know! I'd love to see, but please do not take major plot twists or trademarks from this story please, or just don't make a replica of this book bc that's not cool thanks!!
You're Just a Memory ~ Beyblade Burst Shu/Wakiya x Broken Valt by Splendid_Grace
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"Shu Kurenai is Dead! Isn't that what he kept on telling you?! Valt wake up! Shu's never gonna be the same anymore!" --- It's been a year, Shu Kurenai or Red Eye didn't gave the BeyClub a sign that he's ever gonna come back to Beigoma. Valt had always been alone after what happened to Valkyrie. From then on, he decided to quit Beyblading. His dream had shattered to pieces after what his 'best friend' did to Valkyrie. Not only did he lose Valkyrie but also his best friend. But after these certain events, Wakiya, his former rival, started to feel pity on Valt's current condition. He decided to comfort him every step of the way just like how Shu used to do it all the time. ~Past is Past, should I wait for the one that got away or should I start my life with my present?~ --- Yes I didnt give much effort in the detail~ but hey, this would be ALL in Valt's point of view, except the prologue. And maybe the epilogue too. I dunno. Slow updates for this one.. But still it depends on ya too xD I just did this to show how much I hate Shu now after he made Valt cry a LOT! I mean why does he keep chasing the person that doesn't care about him anymore? There's Honcho. Wakiya. Daigo. Ken. OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHY SHU! Well.. Love Logic Anyway i'll make this short... Since I don't wanna have a bad case of writer's block..