***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Just kill me now

(THIS BOOK HAS BEEN GIVEN TO XxEddGxX, THEY WILL BE WRITING THE REST!) (Note: X Child Reader isn't meaning you date Eddsworld Characters, but you are adopted by them) (I'll try to be as gender neutral as possible) You have been in an orphanage for multiple years. Your mom dying from child birth, your stepbrother died in a miscarriage, and your dad and stepmother not knowing how to take care of a child, you were brought to an orphanage after you could walk. Once you turned 12, you knew there was no way that you were ever leaving. A year later when you least expect it, one huge miracle comes in 4 different colored hoodies, the day the orphanage was getting foreclosed.

Tom hated Tord. The stupid commie was always embarrassing him, taunting him. But after a dream that disturbed Tom more than usual, Edd, not knowing what the dream was about, decides to plan a camping trip to help Tom cheer up and bring the gang closer together. Right. Like Tom wants to go frolick in the fields with the bunnies. Even worse, Tom has to share a room with Tord - what?! Who decided these things, anyway? When Tom tries to avoid his roommate, things prove tricky. Awkward situations, messed up bathrooms, not-so-pretty wildlife. Ah, the outdoors! They should call it the great doors, because that's all Tom plans on seeing. The door to his room - locked.

{OLD BOOK} I'm only leaving this up for the people who use this as a comfort. This book is painfully bad and old. You take a stroll through your small town in England one day when the weather is faborable and stumble upon an out of place bass player running a classical music shop. He's tall and handsome but his aura is intimidating. What do you do? Fall head over heels in love of course. Not without a bit of drama in between, though.