The convergence of pantheons has led to many problems amongst the gods. So much so that an agency called 'Cedar Lane' has been set up to sort out the problems that conflicting ideologies have. No problem though has been greater than the war that may be about to begin with a Slavic god murdered on Celtic soil. To make matters worse a mysterious entity who capitalises on conflict has unleashed a heart eating elf unto Cedar Lane's staff. We start off in the shoes of Johanna, a genius architect and her twin sister Lindsey, a recovering drug addict, who has a very large secret that will decide the fate of the war that is to come. Faced with all of this only one thing crosses Johanna's mind... How long does it take to cook a heart perfectly?