Mary-Sue is just your normal girl. She wears messy buns and baggy sweatshirts, and is bullied because of her ugly, long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes (yuck!). What happens when she (literally) falls for bad-boy Ryder? AND Hotty Harry? READ TO FIND OUT! (This book is made for humorous purposes only and is not to be taken seriously)

Welcome to the most cliche book in wattpad. In this book you will have that annoying clueless main character who you sometimes just want to shoot. Feel free in the comments to tell me how much you hate this story because some of you are super hilarious.

Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

>Tweek had been going through his life all alone. He was moved to a boot camp for three years of his life, and when he got back home, he had to start his life over again. >That was okay with Tweek, because he had made a new friend. Everything seemed great since he had his friend by his side. But after a secret comes unburied, everything changes between them. - >(Warnings: self harm, depression, and triggering topics) > completed

Ever had that kid in the back of the classroom that nobody liked or seemed to acknowledge because they were so different? Tweek Tweak was one of those kids. The nobody. The 'spaz'. He seemed to have earned that label at every school he had attended due to his constant twitching and random outbursts. But Tweek couldn't help the way he was. After all, nobody would ask to have anxiety as bad as Tweek had it. But unfortunately for Tweek, people fail to see beyond his flaws and just see helpless a freak. When the Tweak residence moves from Denver to South Park, Tweek isn't all too thrilled to be there but little does the anxious blond know that this town will hold his greatest, most treasured memories. Published: January 16th 2018 Update schedule: Two chapters a week.

Tweek has adored Craig Tucker since they were ten, he was a determined and strong person. He was the support that the frail, towheaded boy needed. After seven years of trying to suppress his feelings for the raven haired teen, what will happen when Tweek finally works up the courage to tell him how he feels? === Check out my story "I Am The Sun" for Craig's point of view.

Craig never saw Tweek Tweak as anything more than a friend. When they were ten they faked a relationship to please the town, but that was seven years ago. When the blond confesses his love for Craig, he pushes him away out of fear and confusion. Will Craig realise his own feelings before its too late? === Check out my story "I am The Earth" for Tweek's point of veiw.

and y Christianity is dumb lol

In this short work, I describe my views on Christianity. I am atheist and believe in no such God.