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  • The Most Cliché Book On Wattpad
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    Mary-Sue is just your normal girl. She wears messy buns and baggy sweatshirts, and is bullied because of her ugly, long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes (yuck!). What happens when she (literally) falls for bad-boy Ryder? AND Hotty Harry? READ TO FIND OUT! (This book is made for humorous purposes only and is not to...

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  • The Most Cliché Book On Wattpad
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    Welcome to the most cliche book in wattpad. In this book you will have that annoying clueless main character who you sometimes just want to shoot. Feel free in the comments to tell me how much you hate this story because some of you are super hilarious.

  • Forgotten? (South Park Creek) ~Complete~
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    Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

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  • It's really you on my mind (Creek)
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    >Tweek had been going through his life all alone. He was moved to a boot camp for three years of his life, and when he got back home, he had to start his life over again. >That was okay with Tweek, because he had made a new friend. Everything seemed great since he had his friend by his side. But after a secret comes u...

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  • Through A Window | Tweek x Craig
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    Ever had that kid in the back of the classroom that nobody liked or seemed to acknowledge because they were so different? Tweek Tweak was one of those kids. The nobody. The 'spaz'. He seemed to have earned that label at every school he had attended due to his constant twitching and random outbursts. But Tweek couldn't...

  • I Am The Earth(Completed)
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    Tweek has adored Craig Tucker since they were ten, he was a determined and strong person. He was the support that the frail, towheaded boy needed. After seven years of trying to suppress his feelings for the raven haired teen, what will happen when Tweek finally works up the courage to tell him how he feels? === Check...

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  • I Am The Sun(Completed)
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    Craig never saw Tweek Tweak as anything more than a friend. When they were ten they faked a relationship to please the town, but that was seven years ago. When the blond confesses his love for Craig, he pushes him away out of fear and confusion. Will Craig realise his own feelings before its too late? === Check out m...

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  • The Birth of Atheism
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    and y Christianity is dumb lol

  • Christianity is Imaginary.
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    In this short work, I describe my views on Christianity. I am atheist and believe in no such God.

  • The Warehouse (South Park)
    979 63 1

    It was a cold, Halloween night when the boys met up. They gathered before a warehouse, a scientific warehouse. Seeking out to get some cheap thrills and good scares, they enter the facility which once belonged to Dr Alphonso Maphesto, who's presumingly been dead for years. While they're just wanting to have some fun...

  • ||Hush|| Tweek X Craig oneshot
    624 18 1

    Just a one shot of Tweek and Craig

  • Hiraeth Of The Heart (Tweek X Craig)
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    Tweek Tweak has always been a bit off; leading a strange life full of mental illnesses, and enough self loathing to make even the most stable of men go insane, but never before has he slipped so far away from sanity that he's started to see dead people. Well, not until now at-least. Tweek's past has been bombarde...

  • Fake {Stolovan} | Soulmate AU
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    „The faster your heart beats, the closer you are to your soulmate." THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO 'HEARTBEAT {CREEK} | SOULMATE AU', OKAY. Please read it first before you read this, you won't understand otherwise. Don't you hate it when someone annoys you constantly, wants to build up a conversation and tries to help, even th...

  • One Saturday Night
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    Teenage au (18) - Craig has had feelings for Tweek for a while now and has decided to ask him out on Saturday. With wild adventures new experiences and embarrassing confessions the two will still come on top facing the challenges ahead together no matter how hard.

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  • Soulmate Tattoos
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    Everyone is obsessed with one thing in this world and that's finding their soulmate. I don't care, as a matter of fact, I don't believe in these tattoos. You love someone for who they are, not because your words are inked onto their skin. This story is a Soulmate AU where your tattoo shows the first thing your soulmat...

  • The Evermore Dissociate(Creek)
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    From the struggle of being too emotional, and too emotionless. Any art involved is not mine

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  • A Change In Heart || (TweekXCraig) || CREEK
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    "I know I made a mistake Tweek, but I couldn't help it" " Yea ... You know what my biggest mistake was ... it thinking you actually loved me Craig and giving you my heart" . "I fucking hate you Craig Tucker ". That was the last thing Tweek said to Craig before moving to Denver six years ago. Is Tweek ready to revisit...

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  • They Call Me Daddy Long Legs
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    They call him daddy long legs. Daddy long legs is popular. Daddy long legs also starts to take interest in a certain blonde spaz. One sentence per chapter! 1.They Call Me Daddy Long Legs 2.They Call Me Spaz 3.They Call Us Gay

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  • They Call Me Spaz
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    They call me the spaz I'm known as the spaz One sentence per chapter! SEQUAL to "They call me daddy long legs" 1.Daddy Long Legs 2.They Call Me Spaz 3.They Call Us Gay

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  • They Call Us Gay
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    Final book from- 1.They call me daddy long legs 2.They call me spaz ALSO THE PEOPLE IN THE COVER ARE REALLY GOOD COSPLAYER YOU SHOULD CHECK EM OUT ON TUMBLR @Nescafes or insta @apostmate

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  • 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒 ♛ 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍
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    (hella out dated - as in please don't read you'll obliterate from cringe) "Your guard is off limits! And Mister Lester is off limits to you!" "But daddy I love him!" © 2016

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  • Brotherly love (phan)
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    Phil is an orphan, bullied, and living alone with no friends in a home. He does his best not to let that fact that no one seems to care about him get to him, but it's getting harder. Then a nice couple start to take interest in him, and it turns out they have a son his age, Daniel, but the love they begin to share isn...

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  • Psych Testing (phan)
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    [COMPLETED] This journal belongs to: DAN If found: Don't look inside, ever. It's mine and Doctor Linder said so.

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  • Colorful | Phan | Completed
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    "Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always see...

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  • sentient // phan
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    After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

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  • My Blood, Your Bones - Phan
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    Young Dan Howell, who lives with his alcoholic father, lost his mother to cancer less than a year ago, and is killing himself. Phil Lester, a boy picked on for his weight, lives alone from the rest of the world in a rehab center while trying to recover from severe anorexia. When a concerned teacher suggests Dan seek h...

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  • Pest//phan au
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    Dan Howell has never been the most social person. He can't be touched, or else he has a major panic attack; he's cold and distant to everyone except his best friend, Cat; all he ever really does is study. One day, an unusually perky boy moves to town and becomes extremely interested in Dan. TRIGGER WARNING: panic atta...

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  • lethal //phan
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    ('LETHAL' SERIES PART I) Of course, having the ability to change and move objects using nothing more than brain power has its perks, but being sent to a special school isolated from all other humans is definitely not one of them in Phil Lester's mind. In the eyes of Dan Howell, being feared is far better than being l...

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