"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"I want to know why I was born this way. I want to know why I'm different. I want to know why everyone hates me. I want to know why I hate myself. I want to know what it's like to feel." Previously ranked #276 in Romance.

"so you're a soccer mom?" "no, i'm a man" ~ in which calum is a single soccer dad [completed]

Ashton is the definition of innocence, Luke wants to take that away. Credit to @HelloImIndipops for the cover photo.

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"