I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. Request or dare any hetalia character to do anything. It can be regular, 2p, or Nyo characters and you can ask as many times as you like. EDIT: I have now completed this book, so I must announce that I am no longer taking requests. Thank you for the support! Peace and Sunflowers, Clairvoyantmiester.

This is THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Harry Potter fanfictions. Here, you will learn the dos and don'ts of the wizarding world, and how to handle your fanfiction in a way worthy of Rowling herself. You can learn to avoid cliches, think creatively, and make your readers forget they're reading a fanfiction at all, which is the goal. Hi, I'm Ellie, and I may not be JKR, and my word is not law, I have quite a bit of experience writing fanfiction. I will be the first to admit, too, that some of my earlier works are as cliche as Harry Potter having a twin sister, and there's no shame in that! Just be glad you can learn from your mistakes, and mine, and be prepared for a couple of laughs along the way! Warning: This is NOT a rant book. I don't just say what I think is wrong with fanfics, I give suggestions to make them better. Very rarely will I let my emotions control what I'm writing in this book. Feel free to rant within the comments, but don't expect me to do the same!

Here is where I'll be putting my science fiction challenges and short story pieces. Enjoy.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is the story of a man who knows nothing and a woman who knows everything. Life in the dystopian town of Wayne is not easy--the diligent law enforcement, Watchers, will kill you for even looking at them the wrong way, food is scarce and allotted in strict rations, and the single cemetery is far too small to hold all the people the Watchers have done away with--and Leon knows that well. His lonely life in Wayne comes to an end, however, when he is approached by the resident genius Trist, a lively redhead with a brilliant mind, a bold nature, and the only existing map on the continent. Trist leads Leon and seven others towards a village that she promises will be better than anything they've ever imagined, all the while filling in the blanks of her map. But Trist's strange tendency to switch personalities from night to day draws Leon's attention, and he soon realizes that this genius is hiding more secrets than just her forbidden map. As the refugees travel, learning more about the world and each other as they go, Leon becomes drawn into Trist's world--and he soon learns that this girl knows better than anyone what it's like to Live Evil.

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED

A psychological evaluation of sorts, The Room is an experiment to get into the minds of various different characters, with different beliefs, personalities, and struggles. Ten subjects are chosen at random and asked to be a part of an experiment in the human psyche. Each subject is to first share their experiences with the psychologists in charge, then to enter a room--the same room for each--and describe what they think of it. A chance for me to practice using various different characters in a realistic way. A short story of sorts. *(Though not explicitly written, contains mentions of strong sexual or violent themes, such as sexual abuse or domestic violence.)

Janelle Hickman is an idealistic young rich girl with no friends and lots of people that want her for ransom. Her solution? Hire superheroes to be her best friends/bodyguards. Unfortunately, there's a twist to this story--this is modern New Jersey. And superheroes don't exist in modern New Jersey. Instead, six normal people answer Janelle's ad, each of them with a fake superpower and a desire for the pay Janelle has promised (or maybe just friends)--Karen McAllister, a graduated high school student looking to raise money for college; Theodore "Ted" Mitchell, a socially awkward young animal lover hoping to aid with his father's medical bills; Lulu Adessi, a spirited and creative homeschooler who wants to travel the world; Julian Kingston, a handsome, polite model wanting to prove to his talented family that he's more than just good looks; Margaret "Maggie" Fuller, a retired military "brat" who's forgotten how to make new friends; and Homer Roderick Hernandez, a kind and softhearted Puerto Rican who wants to help his family travel to the mainland. All six have vastly different personalities, goals, and powers--but they end up being just the friends Janelle (and each other) need.

Although it says iM@S in the name, this is really a story for anyone, even if you aren't a fan of the iDOLM@STER. Enjoy!

These are the best letters ever. Enjoy.