[complete] i want to be there so you don't have to be brave ; copyright © 2017

phil: oh how is your wife and children? dan: are you asking me if i am single? phil: kind of and if you are gay

[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018

ㅡᴏɴ ʜᴏʟᴅ "you know, you're a really cute boy." he half shouted, competing with the pounding music of the club. "oh, well, thank you, but i'm not. a boy that is." before he could ask, i clarified. "not a girl, either. i'm just a person. i prefer 'he/they or him/them.'" he looked me over for a moment before nodding. "alright, i can dig it. you're still very cute though."

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

i could touch a hundred thousand souls, but none of them would ever feel like home. and no matter how far and wide i roam, you're the only one i'll ever know. -- in which an innocent boy and his best friend catfish each other into falling in love.

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell, a shy boy with flowers in his hair and nail polish on his fingers. Friendless and full of anxiety, he remains alone, until said serial killer with tattoos and piercings sits right next to him in the same support group. Phil finds himself falling for Dan when his mission is to kill him, and he wants to get close, even if that means spilling the unwanted truth- and a bit of blood. (punk!phil meets pastel!dan) [rated R for language and violence/gore]

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

Philleh; Nudes? Dannie; New phone who dis? *mentions of suicide* Edited; 3rd April 2017

After attending the premiere of The Fault in Our Stars, Phil shares a secret with Dan that will change their lives forever. (A TFIOS-inspired phanfiction) genre: (kinda sad) fluff tw: cancer, death WRITTEN IN THIRD PERSON