John is sick of being beat up by everyone. With the help of his new sister Johnatheena, he has decided hes going to break down the whole system. The only thing in his way is that dumb blonde Arlo. But what happens when John realizes that he doesn't want to kill Arlo... He wants to kiss him? --------------- This is a parody fanfiction based on a majority of the fanfics written in the community. Please do not take this as a serious representation of my writing and storytelling abilities. Also yes there will be smut. What good jarlo fic doesn't have smut??