Overwatch has decided that killing such...talented fighters would be a waste, and so they have some new recruits to take care of. This means that someone has to be assigned to each criminal to keep an eye on them. And, of course, lucky you gets stuck with the crazy junkers: Junkrat and his huge body guard, Roadhog. Wonderful. NOTE: This is a male reader insert fanfic that takes place in the world of Overwatch. All characters and ideas are copyright to Blizzard Entertainment, and I do not claim any of their work as my own. This writing is purely for fun and not for monetary gain of any kind. Cover art from the Overwatch wiki by Gamepedia. THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETE! Thank you for reading!

Yea, I know there are a few out there, but all the ones I've seen is just silly stuff. I thought, what if I made legitimate bloopers. Eh, it's hard to explain. Read on and you'll figure it out.

I love every one of these loosers...except for Overlord. Get ready for some cute fluff or smutty scrap. Knowing me, I'm just going to be writing the best pairings *cough* Cygate *cough*. This book will mostly contain mechxmech cuz that's literally 99.9% of the characters. This book is also rated mature for obvious reasons. I don't own MTMTE or it's characters, I just write the fanfiction. Cya l8er BOI!

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters or such, I just write fanfiction. Updates for lemons might be slow as they take longer to write, but i'll also be doing shorts and one shots. ⚠️ Will contain smut, mechxfemme, mechxmech and femmexfemme ⚠️

I do not own Transformers: Prime or it's characters, i just write fanfic. My favorite characters to write with are Megatron, Knockout, and Ultra Magnus, but I plan to make stories with all characters. I started writing since Febuary 2017. I am very creative so I doubt I would ever run out of ideas for a new story. [I AM NOT ACCEPTING REQUESTS AT THIS TIME] This book does have yaoi and yuri so be warned, kthxbai <3

Read at your own risk!!!