I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

Being heartbroken is not an easy fix. Being heartbroken after a seventeen-year-long crush is even worse. Having to watch the woman who broke your heart be totally in love with another man... how would you even survive? It doesn't help if your best friend has gone MIA on you, leaving you to deal with it by yourself. When Laurance returns to Mystreet, after going missing for nearly two years, the first and only person he goes to is his best friend, Garroth. He brings with him the promise to help him forget all his heartache. Will the plan backfire, or will it work a little too well? (All characters belong to Aphmau) (Credit for image used in the cover goes to the original artist)

Hhhhhhhhhhh S a v e m e I just needed a book about my meme stash and shit

*・°☆* Although they were in the depths of space, the stars were made of paper 。.*°☆.。 Hunk teaches the rest of the team to make origami stars -- By PenMelody, beta'd by Skarmoree

Aaron Burr, a captain in Quebec serving Richard Montgomery, gets taken away by redcoats in battle. He's sent to Britain to become a person butler for the greedy king, King George III. But, Aaron is a salty mother fucker and George is a sassy bitch. But maybe salty and sassy is the perfect combination.

Basically The Title Explains It. Follow My Other Account: ransomchoices

Mamoru. Naruto's protecter, guardian, and brother. Everywhere she goes people thinks she's a boy. But she's not. She is from the Asher Clan. A clan where they choose who to protect. Mamoru, is different. She is stronger, faster, and one of the most intelligent one in the clan. The clan believes she is a sign from the gods.

Lord Hokage knows of a girl, a young, adorable, incredibly sadistic girl. This girl is in the Asylum For Dangerous Patients, yet he lets her out. He enrolls her in the Academy, allows her weapons, and puts her under the care of Kakashi Hatake. Lord Hokage's reasons are questioned, yet not revealed. But don't you doubt him, because Lord Hokage has got a plan. And that plan will later become clear. But for now, let us read and see how this young girl affects and endangers the lives of those around her.

Chise Sakamoto is a traveler. She doesn't belong to any village or any clan. She is simply a regular traveler searching for the meaning of life. She's been since she was 5. Right about when her family, who all lived in secret up in a mountain, never came home one night and disappeared. Believing that they had abandoned her, she decided she really had no reason to live. Of course, someone will change that along the way.... Being a traveler, Chise is at a clear disadvantage since she's directionally challeneged. One day, as she travels through a forest she has no idea about, playing her ukulele she comes across a village, Konoha. Village Hidden in the Leaves. Of course, she's dragged there and forced into becoming a villager as well as attend the local ninja academy, although Chise doesn't really need that. Which you will find out later. There, she meets a lot of different people, one in which she comes to love. As she begins to discover the meaning of life, she grows into a ninja that nobody will mess with, she might even find out the real reason her family left her and where they went.