Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Things heat up as Carlie heads back to Hogwarts for her third year. With news of a legendary competition, the Triwizard Tournament, returning to Hogwarts, she has to sit and watch a friend compete in a deathly competition. Yet rumors of dark forces are rising and Carlie grows suspicious of her own family. Now that she believes she has feelings for Draco Malfoy, will she allow herself to act on them or push them aside? Third year brings many truths that Carlie never wished to learn.

Samantha Potter lived a normal life. She went to Hogwarts, played Quidditch, and tried to pass History of Magic. But that all changes when she reunites with the Boy Who Lived, her younger brother. Secrets will be revealed, memories will be made, and Dark forces must be stopped. *Reached #4 in Fanfiction* Everything belongs to the queen JK Rowling except Samantha Potter and a few plot changes!! I don't own anything that is hers!! •WARNING• This story contains excessive plot twists and cliffhangers. Side effects include crying, yelling, inward cursing, and sleepless nights. Read with caution.

[COMPLETED] Harry and Lily Potter had a pretty eventful first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and they're hoping for their second year to be less so. It's just their luck when students begin getting petrified and the school threatens to close. The rumoured Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Lily Potter is suspected to be the heir of Slytherin, and why shouldn't she be? She is a Slytherin parselmouth, always found at the scene of the crime. Is Lily the heir of Slytherin? *I do not own Harry Potter. Rights to J.K. Rowling.*

Days are getting darker, the world is falling apart, and Luna Swift is running out of options. She's been on the run for months, hiding from family and the Ministry alike. With nowhere else to go, she turns to a place her brother had guaranteed would be safe: Hogwarts. Hiding in the school, Luna prepares to sink unnoticed into the mass of students and changing halls. What she never expects though is the people she'll meet, and just how far in love she'll fall for them all. Luna doesn't want to stay hidden anymore, but with family like hers, she may not have any other option. This is the first of three books in the Girl Marauder series.

What if Harry Potter and his friends could text? This is what I think would happen. The twins talking about pranks and finishing each other sentences which no one knows how they do it. Ron and Hermione fighting, yes even while texting each other. Harry talking to the dead, and his kids... Wait what.

I've got the Harry Potter characters locked in a room.... With me! I captured them for a game of truth or dare! Follow this summary and click on the title for awesomeness!

We all know that when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Names attacked Godric hollow Lilly and James died while harry lived and was sent to the Dursleys, but what if Harry's parents lived? What if Harry had a twin who was mistaken for the Boy-Who-Lived and they sent to him to the Dursleys so they could focus on his brother, what if the Dursleys liked magic? And what if dudley could do magic? And lastly what if the potters thought they could get harry back when he turned 11? But what if he doesn't want to go back?

Each chapter will be ten ways to piss off someone from the Harry potter series