Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

"You and me Ford, let's play a game. The first one to fall in love, loses ". Becca Ford was the school's typical bad girl. The smoking, the motorbike, the leather jacket, and the player ways. Cole Turner was the new guy at school, and who also had a 'bad boy' reputation. But when they both found out that they've been cheated by the same people, they hatch a plan to get revenge. But will this plan make them hate each other even more, or will it bring them closer together ? Cover by Kashmirina