Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

❝My people are different, hidden. I have even become a master at staying secret. It's really a miracle that you were able to find me.❞ ❝I'm still technically eighteen, I'm allowed to have fun.❞ [Highest rank #203 in Fanfiction] [twilight: new moon- eclipse] [Emmett Cullen] [Old One series # 1] [unedited]

"she was raised by vampires, and loved by wolves" {New moon / eclipse}