A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

A tale in which a thief with a double life grudgingly becomes a hero. ➳ Liana Mason has a life anyone would envy. Nobody suspects that the once orphaned girl grew up to be the city's notorious vigilante. She has been fine walking on the edge of morality for much of her life, but when an assassin arrives in her city she's forced to play a role she never imagined she'd choose: hero. A Robin Hood retelling. Trigger Warning: This contains themes that may be triggering for some readers (violence, sexual assault, etc). Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Sequel to 'A Strange Reader' A continuation of Bella and Tim Roberts' lives after having escaped the deadly nightmare of their Grandpa's wicked plan to kill them... Lets see whether Bella has a new beginning to a beautiful life thereon or Jennifer and Grandpa still continue to haunt her.....

{REALIST AWARDS WINNER - BEST MYSTERY/THRILLER NOVEL 2017 } Have you ever wondered what happens when one day you wake up and find yourself all alone. You wake up only to find the world around you has changed. You are alone on this beautiful planet. You know where you are but you are lost......

Warning- these will keep you up at night These are a few short stories I wrote and found on the net. I hope you enjoy and get the chills. Highest: #1 in HORROR #6 in PARANORMAL

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life and a dream every kid wants. However, those dreams soon turn into nightmares. A handprint in the dirt, a fired maid who still works in the garden, and a game where you have to kill to keep your soul from being sacrificed to a wicked book. When you enter the house, you follow the rules, you play the game... My name is Emily. I thought it was a normal, abandoned house. I thought she was a normal girl. I thought we'd play a normal game of hide and seek. Turns out I was wrong. Dead wrong... *You can now play Hide and seek as an interactive game on the app: CHAPTERS that was purchased by Crazy Maple Studios* Updated Hide and Seek Order 2020 Hide and Seek Hide and Seek: The Return of Mr. Harmon Hide and Seek 3: The Last Game (Not Yet Completed) Prequel: Violet Helena and the rings (Not Yet Completed)

The 2a.m. wake up call, Is a call for all of the poets,the drunk,and the silent loners The 2a.m. wake up call, Is for my Hidden Notes to prevail endless words,sober thoughts,and silent screams....