The Avengers (and Loki) go camping! A 3 part saga of what might happen if Nick, Coulson, Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha and Clint were out in the wilderness. (AN: edited in increments, read with caution!)

Bruh. So get this. Not even a week after that whole Ultron fiasco has passed and yet Tony has screwed up yet again. He started doing experiments TO THE SKY!! He created some kind of worm hole that accidentally sucked in Peter Quill's ship and BAM! The Guardians crash onto the earth. So naturally, Tony has to fix it. However, you have to babysit five assholes while introducing 'Merica to the Maximoff twins who are actually surprisingly a handful AND teach Vision about.... well... EVERYTHING. SO BASICALLY, STRESS LEVEL 10000000000 THANKS TONY! -.-

The demigod/weirdo Loki has repented. The Avengers decided to give him a chance to learn about the human world, but Thor and Steve are going to need that lesson too. And Nick Fury has chosen YOU to do that. Now you're stuck with two big, strong dudes and a tall, skinny guy living in your apartment. And it's time for you to gear up and prepare for all the stupidity that's about to go down.