[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

"Promise me that you'll always love me, josh." He hooked his pinky with mine and smiled, "I pinky promise." (lowercase intended)

Literally a TON of AU's and head canons and...yeah. Just a ton of fanfic

Listen up, kiddie-winkles. This is my big book of Gorillaz one-shots. Requests are open, of course, only things I won't do are Noodle x anybody (except Cyborg) and any sort of abuse. I'm also not doing anything NSFW, of course. If there's a ship involved, I'll put it in {}, so you don't have to read them if you don't want to. ** A lot of these aren't canon to Phase Four... don't blame me, they were written way before! In fact, most of my oneshots that are saved as drafts now won't be canon to Phase Four and I don't want to go back through and modify them, so don't be angry with me! **

[PLEASE READ THE REVISED VERSION; PLAN G-SQUARED PART 2 IS THE LAST CHAPTER FOR THE OLD VERSION]When Jack Morrison transferred to a new school, it was the most nerve wrecking experience ever for him. Upon encountering the school's big B, Gabriel Reyes, that doesn't subside the anxiety balled inside of him. First impressions do count, right? But does it change Jack's perspective about Gabriel?

*DESCRIPTION* You're having to move to London due to your mothers job. You are frightened of the new school you're going to in the U.K. You think you won't make friends, but everything changes when you meet the azure blue haired boy. Read to find out more! - *THIS BOOK IS COMPLETED*

Matty's not co-dependent, exactly, just very attached, and he's coping, and it's not like anything's happened, except so much happened all at once, because George is allowed to have girlfriends, because Matty and George were never exclusive, they were never anything really, it's just that Matty would like to think that there was something, and that that something was more than wishful thinking, but he reckons it's too late for that now. And it was bad enough seeing George kiss her. Maybe it would have been fine if he'd just reacted like a normal person about it, but no, Matty didn't speak to anyone for days, and George moved out to live with her, like Matty can blame him, and Matty's had what is easily the most depressing four months of his life, because it's come to the point where he's pretty sure he hates George, except, he doesn't, not really, because it's Matty's fault, if anyone's, even though he's yet to get his head around it. But then before Matty really knows what's happening George has broken up with his girlfriend, and needs somewhere to stay for a while before he can sort things out, and Ross is just kind enough to volunteer Matty's house - he has a spare room, after all. It used to be George's room, after all.