RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

'Never look at a siren in the eye'. Their ever so alluring eyes would take you into the water where they will drown you and feed on your flesh. William 'Will' Hail has vowed to avenge his father when he was taken by sirens and killed. Never trust a pirate, they say. Will you let someone you love stop you from what you originally set out to do? And what if that someone is part of that promise you made to your father? Torn between vengeance and love, which will you choose?

Meet Alice Hayden, who was once best friends with a boy named James Cooper. They were like two peas in a pod, at least until high school. Whether as a joke or for real, James changed, completely! Now, just by being near each other, a war breaks out at every encounter. Alice doesn't know why, but there is one thing she knows for sure: James is a jerk and she absolutely despises him! But Fate throws in a little twist, just a tiny one to spice things up. Something that might change their lives and bring them closer together or turn them into mortal enemies... So what is there to do but a little mischievous fooling around. Changing Him won't hurt, right?

Seventeen year old Alea Peters has the perfect boyfriend. But a prom night gone wrong tears them apart forever. What happens when the girl her boyfriend left her for comes back after eight years in need of Alea's help? Will she reject her or suck up her pride and be "a big girl"? Follow Alea as she learns secrets of the past and gets answers to all of her unending questions.

About a boy and a girl whose love for each other far exceeds their love for food.

Luna Brown has been treated like an outcast by her parents for her whole life. Now they're gone and she is plunged into a world she never dared to dream about. Can her life become perfect? Or is that just too much to hope for?

Abigail Archer lived a non-existent life. That is until Death arrived at her door with an interesting proposition... He asks her to live. But what will Abigail do when she realizes her only reason to live is Death itself? And what will Death do when he realizes that in Abigail, he has found life?

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

Of Clouds And Bells;; A Victorian, Steam-punk, Political, Fantasy Adventure Within a world of clouds and bells, tempests and tides, four people must stand together or watch the Cities fall before them... Varsa, a girl forced against her will to spy and kill in order to save her own life. Senn, a stablehand forced into the largest political war Caelis has ever known. Poppen, a young nomad orphaned brutally and enslaved by the very people who killed his own. Edwin V, a constable pushed over the edge as killers become rampant in the streets of his home.

IMPORTANT: Destined Love is currently being edited before the continuation and eventual completion. The old chapters are all still available, but please be aware that what you are reading now will not be the final copy and is subject to change. Thank you for your patience and support. Delinquent Kade Trevino has had a rough life and learned to only trust number one. Cutting off most of his emotions, he creates a careless attitude towards everyone and everything-mess with him and you probably won't ever have a normal life again. He has the power to do what he wants, whenever he wants, without any regard for how his actions affect other people. But this path he has chosen soon comes to a standstill when an accident takes places, ending Kade's life temporarily. He is sent into a world he never believed in and into a new life he previously never had the chance to accomplish. He is given the option to start fresh...But there's a catch: his soul mate. There is no right or wrong answer as to whether or not soul mates exist, but with this second chance, Kade will make an incredible discovery, whether he chooses to believe it or not. Difficult choices will be made, true love will be found, but can Kade leave the past in the past and break through his impassive outlook on life? In the end, it all comes down to the decisions Kade makes, and if he can overcome his hatred for the emotion of Love. Nothing in life comes at an easy price. And sometimes...Love can't conquer all.