Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

My children, Harry, Hermione, my Grandchildren and even you Arthur, should be scared, because this mummy is coming back!

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

A collection of problems for Potterheads. Hope you enjoy :)

Everyone loves Harry Potter...but our favourite characters can also be used in everyday convos

*Warning : If you haven't read Tightly Knit and Gunpowder and Cinnamon, go do that first!* Fred and Eleanor Weasley didn't plan on becoming parents so young but they never regretted a moment once they discovered that Eleanor was pregnant, shortly after their honeymoon. Once the little one was welcomed into the world, the two instantly fell in love and all their worries and fears were gone. Their only concerns remained with raising their daughter to be happy and enjoy everything life had to offer her. And that's exactly what Hope Weasley did. With a large supportive family and amazing friendships added to the mix, it's never a dull moment in Hope's life and she wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.

"𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝒻 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒, 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓂𝓃 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒"

What happens when Albus Severus Potter messes with his father's potion in progress? A group of people that have been dead for years appear in the Potters living room, that's what! After all, they never said there wasn't a potion to bring back the dead. DISCONTINUED. But! I've rewritten this story as another called "The Return" on my profile.

this is my story

What if Lily and James never died on Halloween? What if Harry's parents lived long enough to reach his second Birthday? What if Harry never lived at Number 4 Privet Drive with his Aunt, Uncle and Cousin? What if Sirius never went to Askaban for a crime he did not commit? What if Peter hadn't been made secret keeper, meaning he couldn't tell the Potters location? What if Harry grew up knowing all about magic and Hogwarts and the world he is a part of? What if everything we think is true in the magical world is not? What if the story we know and love is different to how we thought was? Lily and James Potter died before Harry could get to know them, a tragic story. But, if Harry had grown up with his parents what would be different about his life? Who knows? What If things had gone differently? What If?