There is an intangible magic to the secret double-lives of strangers on trains. She spends her journeys gazing out at city lights outside the window of the train. He watches strangers on the seats around him. Two strangers living off the stories of strangers, with only one journey to find their own. {Written 2013.}

***2019 Watty Award Winner - Science Fiction*** Charlie has always been the one left behind. It isn't because there's something special about him; in fact, there is nothing special about him at all. As one of the few unlucky members of Terran society to be born without powers, Charlie's luck has never looked worse. After a visit to his brother's school ends in an international disaster, Charlie finds himself stranded on an alien planet with no idea where he is, how he got there, or why he is even awake. Why did his captors let him go? How will Charlie get home? And more importantly, what in the world is Trial 017? [Book One of the Scion series]

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the answer stays the same. Comment what you think!

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

A Christmas Carol tells the story of bitter and miserly Ebenezer Scrooge and his ideological, ethical, and emotional transformation resulting from supernatural visits by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet to Come.

sar·casm ˈ/särˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. come·back ˈkəmˌbak/ noun a quick reply to a critical remark.

Hey you! Yeah you! The one pointing to yourself wondering if it's you! Do you like: Fall Out Boy? Gravity Falls? Panic! At the Disco? Harry Potter? Percy Jackson? The Selection? The Warriors? Teen Wolf? The Seekers? The Survivors? Divergent? The Maze Runner? Heroes of Olympus? Magnus Chase? The Kane Chronicles? Twenty Øne Piløts? My Chemical Romance? Then you'll enjoy reading this book! Full of rants, jokes, panic attacks, and anything else you could imagine...including major spoiler alerts! Well, what are you waiting for? Read on! ON HOLD UNTIL I NEED TO FREAK OUT! Highest Ranking: #905 in Random

A useful list of mischievious things to get up to in the classrooom that will make your teacher see red!

Are You Bored?! Then Read To Find Things do in this book. / I wrote this when I was 11 read at your own risk\