Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

{WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOD PUNS} ...Man. The sun's starting to set, and all I've got to my name is pocket change and a bag of soggy chicken nuggets. "Hey," I turned to the boy next to me, with hair spikier than Kn*ckles the Echidna. "'Jello'! It's very 'rice' to 'meat' you!" "...um." "Heheh." I held out the bag, offering him a chicken nugget. "Do you nug-'get' it?" "Did... did you really just-" "I 'donut' know what 'egg'-xactly you're 'taco-ing' about." He conceded and took a nugget. "Mm... Delicious!" - - - - "Hone your skills." "Work diligently." "Bring honor to our village." These were the words Homura (Name) grew up hearing her entire life. Determined to defeat the village of Whitewater and bring victory to her own, she devoted herself to her culinary skills - only the best will succeed in the world of food. When she is suddenly shipped off to Tōtsuki Academy, Japan's most elite cooking school, she aims for nothing but the top! This girl's bringing to the table a feast of flavors with her daring nature and an arsenal of puns. Hungry, hopeful, and incredibly passionate, she's bound to bring a new spice about in the cooking world and in the lives of those she meets. Come for the story, stay for the memes. *~*~*~* Follows the storyline of the anime, Shokugeki no Soma. All rights go to their respectful owners. [Reader x Various] [ Currently on Hiatus ]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!