a story about all of my sugar daddies

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

phan // in which a boy who loves peter pan finds his neverland in ginger hair and rose tinted cheeks

Camp Overfell is a two month long escape from the troubling teenage life. At least, that's what the website says. For Dan Howell, it's nothing but an excuse for his parents to get rid of him for the summer, and rightly so. Okay, so maybe he fucks up sometimes. He didn't mean to set the classroom on fire, he was just trying to liven up the coma-inducing lesson. Long story short, he doesn't want to be here. But he is, and dealing with it isn't easy. Three roommates, one bathroom and constant adult supervision? Not his idea of an 'escape'. What he needs is fun, and maybe his eccentric bunk mates can help with that.

"i'm not gonna remember you in the morning." -- the one where dan is high and phil is sober.

Dan is a powerful slytherin with a knack for taming beasts while Phil is an uncoordinated hufflepuff with a knack for herbology. but when trouble starts arising in hogwarts and Phil's home, and a darkness looms over their world, Dan soon finds himself faced with an impossible choice.

"what does colour look like?" "well, it's pretty much impossible but, i can try to explain." a short lil fic about dan, a blind man, who bumps into phil. copyright © 2017

"you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire it. you need it." |lowercase intended| |sequel to drop dead|

"and this," dan exhaled, bruises peppering his moonlight-lit wrists as he turned the trickling, metal faucet and ceased the bone-chilling water. phil's azure irises lingered dismally on the hanging corpse; a man drowned by his own undying secrecy. "is how to get away with murder." |ex-cop!phil x murderer!dan| |rated r|

keith & eugene au [its a joke ya'll]