You were just an average teenager when your life drastically changed. While walking home alone you were kidnapped by the world's top mafia. What happens when your captor becomes your lover? Will you be able to tame the cruel Mafia boss's heart?

It's cold and drizzling, and the world is far too loud for John Mulaney as he stands alone in the alley outside a theatre. Or so he thinks. He isn't as alone as he seems, and after startling first impressions, could this surprising figure in the form of the Duolingo owl prove to be what John has been missing from his lonely life? **This fabulous meme tribute is purely tragic backstory and fluff. I haven't and won't ever read/write smut so if that's what you're here for, the door's to your left.

six foot twink boy gets pegged by green owl