Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

The part of the bible jesus didn't want you seeing.

My name is Deniqua Jones and I'm a 39 (soon to be 39 and a half) year old woman. This is my story about how I met the love of my life, Nicolas Cage. I'm still with him now. I love him with all my heart. Stay away from him bitches!!!! - Deniqua

Shrek didn't know what to do. Nicolas Cage, the man he loved who was going to leave him soon, or Princess Fiona the bitch who gave him a castle and money who was cheating on him. He didn't know what to do that was until a special donkey help him make his decisions.

Aleks tells Shrek that he doesn't lift. Will Shrek still love him after finding out?