Text posts which are amusing, funny, sarcastic and every other thing tumblr is. Oh and there are also tweets in here.

i have decided to make a book on my fave tumblr text posts enjoy lovelies :') *UPDATE* THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH ❤️

You're a Taurus ? Your friend is a Gemini ? Your mom's a Libra ? Come on in and get to know what the signs really are . According to sources , everything in this book is 75%* accurate . So , comment and like . Have fun

Zodiac Signs in any situation: funny, sad, etc. The Zodiacs say anything and do anything in this book.

Basically a collection of funny tumblr posts and yes some of this will be immature. The beginning may not be good but trust me it gets better.

Just a fun Zodiac Sign Book! I will say whether or not I have made the chapter or if it was found on Tumblr! I'm a Capricorn. Always taking requests. ^_^

I've moved previous stories that I wanted to this book because I didn't feel like writing in the previous one, I felt the stories were too long and it was beginning to get tedious to write.

Dumbest questions and randomest thoughts

Warning: CG has been published. The last ten chapters of this book have been taken down due to copyright reasons. When the future Alpha, a major player rejected her for the Queen B, Genesis and her two best friends came up with a plan to give the arrogant future alpha the taste his own medicine. What happens when your plan works too well? What happens when you attract not only the arrogant alpha but also a powerful creature that won't take no for an answer? "Now my sunshine, we're all alone," he utters with some satisfaction. His hair is mussed up sexily. His skin is a bit flushed from all the running he just did. Oh goddess, he's still the sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on. "What are you planning to do to me?" I ask him warily. His eyes rake up and down my body as if he can see through my clothing. "What do you think I would do to you, sunshine?" he sounds amused, almost indulgent. His lips curl up into a feral smile. His silver-gray eyes flashed with anger and hunger and desperation. It sets my pulse racing. He's not really amused. I can tell. "Maybe I'm tired of waiting. Maybe I'm tired of chasing after you. Maybe it's time for me to catch you, Genesis." Cuddly bunnies and fuzzy slippers!!! I don't know about this. Do I want to get caught?

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