They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

‘He went out of the room. In his boxers. Again. Like the laws and principles of the universe, which were scientifically proven, I couldn’t help but scowl. He smirked. “Well, stop drooling all over me.” I wrinkled my nose. “Right. Good luck with your delusions.” With that, I prepared to leave. Cam’s jaw twitched. He walked closer to me. Closer still. His green eyes held me in place. Before I knew it, he was standing inches from me. I was holding my breath. He smiled confidently. “Falling in love with me?” I didn’t know why... but I was speechless.’ Seventeen year-old Shea Collins’s life was pretty much falling apart. She was flunking her Physics class, she has a hundred bucks to pay to a long-lost childhood friend she could barely remember, she was receiving anonymous declarations of love from a secret admirer (which were completely embarrassing), and now her spot on the school paper is in jeopardy. What she wants: To keep her spot as the feature editor of the school paper. How she plans to do it: To survive being a phantom writer. A writer no one would know of. A mystery. Someone who would write gossips and rumors about students. Who she’s planning to target: Oh, just the biggest jerk of the century—Camden Sun. What she’s going to get: Trouble. Lots of it. What she didn’t expect: The unexpected (duh). Love.

Despite the fact that he’s named after it, Summer Cofelt hasn’t had a good summer on record. So far, this year is no exception. Though summer has barely even started, he’s already managed to be grounded for life, ruining his plans of chasing after hot girls and showing off his abs down at the pool…just kidding. More like playing video games and ignoring the female species all together. But after being shipped down to his father’s in Florida – a punishment that includes no TV, and nothing better to do than to venture out of the house – things change. When stumbling into the tent of a gypsy, he expects nothing more than a fake crystal ball, and some over dramatic fortune telling. But instead, she mixes up one of her most popular potions, and with a small drop of cupid’s blood, Summer’s whole summer is changed. Once, it would have taken a miracle to turn Summer Cofelt into a chick magnet. Now, it’ll only take a pinch of magic.

After her parents sudden disappearance, Ebony's mother left many things behind. Like the family's recipe for their famous candy and a man she barely knew. Ebony soon learns that her family carried a gift, call them mini cupids if you wish. Ebony has the power to 'make' boys and only boys. With the power awakening within her, she is able to draw a detailed boy as a match for one special girl. One kiss on the cheek and poof! The once two dimensional boy become real right before her eyes! But these 'boys' were never meant to be long last partners. So what happens when Ebony falls for one? Story Banner made by: I_Make_Covers

Meet Tee Williams. An 15 year old girl who aspires to become an inspiring rockstar. And she has an ultimate plan to at least survive her highschool years. All she has to do is to stay invisible, be normal and to not become attached to anyone. But what happens when the school's Bad Boys decide to take an interest in her? She is their number one victim and nothing can make them change their minds. Tee faces love, rejection and of course, the highest levels of drama.

Madison Truffles is your average nerd in high school. Her life is going smooth as a baby’s bottom except for the fact that her mother was murdered when she was five, her father is rarely at home in their luxurious condominium, and that she murdered Mac Bagels. With no need for any extra money, Madison still chose to work a part-time job at the Sweet Tooth Bakery owned by the old man, Mr. B, who was like a father to her. Although Madison was devastated when the old man died, he comes through with his promise. A promise that Madison forgot about until it came inside the bakery in a Gucci black subtle stripe wool blend two-button suit and a pair of blue piercing orbs to drool for.

"You're afraid of temptation." He said pinning me to the wall. "No, I'm not." I snapped at him. Who am I kidding? Yes, I am. He leaned closer nearly brushing his lips against mine. My breath caught in my throat and he grinned. "Your breath and your pulse give you away, Barbie." He said not pulling away. "I think you're scared you'll get hurt and you don't want any commitments. You don't take chances." "I'm a cheerleader...I take chances all the time." I pointed out shifting and accidently brushed my hips against his. This time I heard his breath catch in his throat. Now I smiled. "Who's tempted now?" "I'm always tempted." He whispered in my ear. There was a moment of silence where we just looked in each other's eyes before I whispered to him again. "Tempt me." He leaned forward crushing his lips to mine pulling me closer by my waist as my fingers got caught in his hair. He knows how to tempt people. ** Sage moves to a new town and tries out for the cheerleading team and everything seems to be going fine. Until she meets Aaron the hot bad boy of the school. He challenges her and tempts her into doing things she would never do. She doesn't know if she can trust him or if she likes the way he makes her act. But when her father doesn't approve and he tries to control her will she run to Aaron or stay with her good girl life? This is the story of the bad boy and the cheerleader.

"'Caution. Hotness at work. May spontaneously combust.' I read Ross' neon shirt with something akin to disgust, brushing back my hair and shooting him a glare. 'Really? Really, Ross? I hope you realize that no one's going to find you attractive when you're picking up trash from the ground with a stick.'" When Ross Alderman literally blows up Jenn's AP Chemistry class, the two of them find themselves stuck with thirty hours of community service. Now if only Jenn can last that long picking up trash with him without combusting from anger, no chemistry humor intended. (current cover by @Razeeta)

What happens when you get invited to the birthday party of the hottest brothers of your high school? You buy a brand new dress! Together with her best friend does Stella find the perfect bargain in a vintage designer store. The greatest thing about it, people start noticing her. Her social life takes a lift off! Bringing her in all kinds of situations, a fashion misfit as herself, couldn't dream off. Could it be that the dress made it all happen?