Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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The Hamilton college AU that nobody asked for but I wanted to write. Seriously, if you haven't listened to the Hamilton soundtrack GO DO IT. What happens when the immigrant orphan, exchange student, the school jock, and literally the gayest guy known to existence become friends? This will mainly be Hamilton X Laurens but I'll have some more ships in there. ALL CREDIT FOR THE COVER GOES TO REYSKYKID ON TUMBLR !! PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT !! THIS IS NOT MINE !! THEY MADE THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZINGLY TALENTED !! NOT ME !! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THEM !! NOT ME !! Word Count: 18,508 COMPLETED

Grad school is hard... like, "I'd kill a man to pass" hard. Considering my extra credit assignments though, I might have to. I guess that's what I get for picking a school that's low-key run by one of the city's top super villains. Oh well...

The people of Asgard are looking for a new home. They get a warm welcome on Earth, except for Loki. He is treated like a criminal of war, a terrorist. All they see in him is darkness. But there is a light, if she is up for the task. "Nooo I don't want it to end!!!! [...] This has been my motivation to get my uni coursework done so I can read. [...] Was great hun, well done to you." - @MistyB1989, from the United Kingdom. "This book was so good I can't even begin to describe how well written it was. Everything about was just so good. Thanks for blessing me with this book." - @allegedlyjasmin "Amazing book! Had me invested the entire book!" - @GLiTcH_GaMiNg, from Australia Fragment: At that moment, the door to the apartment swings open and a man barges in. He is holding something that looks like a big syringe in his hands. "Yoohoo... Reindeer games! You home? I've got something for you!" The man stops in his tracks when he spots us sitting on the couch. "I'm sorry, I didn't realise we had company. And beautiful company at that, I might say. What's your name, beautiful? Do you have clearance? Williams, does she have clearance?" [...] Tony Stark walks over to me and takes my hand, standing just a little closer than necessary. "Nice to meet you, mr Stark." I reply, taking my hand back gingerly. [...] From the corner of my eye I can see that Loki has turned his chair to face the room, watching the exchange between me and Tony Stark with a hint of a smile on his face. I get the sense that there's not much that gets past the Trickster. Mr. Stark has already moved on, walking towards Loki. He is holding up the syringe like it's a Super Soaker gun, waving it back and forth. "This will only hurt a little, Bambi!" Tony laughs. First published February 2018. Edited april 2018. Ranking #1 in 'Marvel', June 2018 Ranking #1 in 'Loki', May 2018. Ranking #4 in 'Thor', June 2018. Ranking #5 in 'Captain America', June 2018 Ranking #2 in 'Loki fanfic, August 2019

This is not my writing; rather, it is the work of Laura x Tennant on FF.net (author page: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2284583/Laura_x_Tennant). I take absolutely no credit, and Laura x Tennant, if you ever happen to come upon this fic, please feel free to contact me if you want me to take this down.

Natasha Romanov, dangerous Russian assassin, otherwise known as Black Widow, sent in to kill an alleged money transferring scam artist. Clint Barton, bow wielding SHIELD agent, sent to kill whoever shows up to terminate the fake money transfer. What happens when they meet? What happens when Natasha is offered a better life, not as Drakov's daughter, but as a SHIELD agent? What happens when the Russian's receive the makings for a ton of Nuclear Bombs, and are ready to blow the US sky high in a quest for power? A story with action, romance, a fake wedding, two master assassins, and one crazy mission. What happened in Budapest?

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I thought I was the only one in Asgard that was alone. The only one who was different or in my case a frost giant, a monster. But soon I found out I wasn't the only one here that was just like me. And after all these years I'm finally not alone. (©Poison_Ivy99)