after a big argument England and America are forced into a closet by the "Bad touch trio" And are forced to face one another, find out what happens when the two are locked in a hot, stuffy closet~

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

"I swear, when I grow up," Francis told Arthur, in all the seriousness the flamboyant five year old could muster, "I won't just buy you a rose."

Seqeul to 'He's Just a Friend ((USUK))' Three months into Arthur and Alfred's relationship everything seems to be fine. Yet as different people they know start to age and move on with their lives, how will the pair react? Their relationship is pushed to the max after Arthur runs into certain individuals. Will they make it through to the end of the year? Or will the cookie crumble?

When Rodericks mind is filled with thought of a mischievous Prussian boy, how will he focus on school work as well as his own self care?

Again too many ideas but I don't think that I would be committed enough to write a whole stories so...one shots...YAY!! Please be mindful that these were written a long time ago, as well as the fact that some stories may contain sensitive content.

Canada is pregnant, which is cool because it's rare for that to happen to countries, but it also kinda sucks because he's not sure who the father is. Is it Gilbert, his ex? Ivan, his one night stand? Or Lars, he friend he smoked weed with and isn't entirely sure if they had sex or not. They won't know until it's born so the three of them have to prove that they're going to be good parents before the nine months is up! "Hurr Durr! Stop writing mpreg, it's not good for you!" -my loving but misinformed wife "This is a beautiful work of art!" -Oprah "You've already used Oprah, dummy." -Christopher Robin "Fuck you you're not my mom!" -me

Twelve little Fruk AU Oneshots • Stories can be found on my tumblr, @daughter-of-war

When Alfred and Mathew were little their grandfather would tell them stories about werewolves. They never believe in it until they became werewolves themselves. And what happens when a certain Brit finds out? Will their love blossom, or will it leave them hurt? Smut warning and what have you...

Hehe. I'm back.