Content Warning: This story explores elitism, classism, colorism, and toxic social commentary. It uses intentionally harsh language and judgments to reflect real societal issues. Expect provocative themes meant to challenge and unsettle. What happens when "class" becomes trash? Welcome to the diary of a self‑proclaimed elitista - a student who thinks jeepneys are saunas, morenas are "supporting roles," probinsyano accents are embarrassing, and second‑hand phones are poverty on display. Every entry drips with sarcasm, nastiness, and hypocrisy. But the higher the nose, the harder the fall. From mocking fake LV bags to humiliating sale‑rack disasters, from sneering at "bobotante" to being saved by a plain‑shirt genius, this diary is a toxic spiral of elitism, irony, and reluctant self‑awareness. Diary ng Elitista: Filipino Toxicity is not just a rant. It's a mirror. And sometimes, the ugliest reflections are the ones we laugh at the loudest.