this is for poke bc he keeps asking for ppl to write extremely gay fics about him. so poke if you're reading this, here you go lmao ur pretty much a thot in this minus a few times if any antis come for my neck abt this book im gonna spill ur fucking water ©️itsyafcukkngboyjohn; 2019

Benjamin David Ebbrell, founder and chef of SORTEDfood on youtube, is known to say some pretty funny and sexual things most of the time without knowing it; these are called "benuendos." I won't give the video from where each quote came from-hence the name of this book. ---- ©mossybohnes ; 2017

Ocean is someone you'd be terrified of if you came across him late at night. He is 6'10, taller than the average man you could say. He has the palest skin, though he's not albino, and he has the blackest eyes you could ever imagine. Ocean always has this frowning face going on, which makes him even more intimidating. He has a cold outer shell, but has some soft spots; in fact, he's a gentle giant once you get to know him. His nickname is Absolute and no one knows why. Some speculate it's because of a promise he made with a childhood friend that he's kept for so long, other speculate it's because he is existing independently and not in relation to other things. But no one truly knows how he got this nickname. Apart from his unique nickname, nobody knows what colour his hair is. He either has his hood up or wears a beanie. Or both. Not even his friends or family know what it looks like. He doesn't go outside during the day, unless utterly necessary, since he's considerably nocturnal. Ocean is mysterious to say the least. ----- ©lameboyjohn ; 2017

This is just a book where I will post some rants, songs that I can personally relate to, poems, and things that are on my mind that I want to speak out about. This will also have a lot of personal things that have happened to me in writing form. I hope you will enjoy reading this. And remember, beauty can be ugly. SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I WILL WRITE/TALK/RANT ABOUT MAY BE TRIGGERING TO SOME PEOPLE; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. ©lameboyjohn ; 2016

this is a book of quotes that came from my best friend carly. enjoy ig ---- ©lameboyjohn ; 2016

DISCONTINUED *NOT H2OVANOSS* ©lameboyjohn ; 2016

This is like a one-shot type book for my OCs. Enjoy phaggoots :^) ©lameboyjohn ; 2017