Rule #1 You have to be a virgin pure. Rule #2 You have to be single Rule #3 No clubs, no parties Rule #4 You have had to have been single for 1-2 years Rule #5 Even if you are single, no dates either Rule #6 Under no circumstances have you to fall for any members. "Welcome to the Club." Luke AU

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After years of being picked on and thrown around like rag dolls, Ashton Irwin and Edith George finally decide that enough is enough. They don't want to feel like pathetic waste's of space any longer. Their suffering needs to end and so does Luke Hemmings and his army of so called 'Popular's. © han 2014