BIGBANG jokes and quotes

Bigbang banat,jokes,pickuplines and quotes. Just for fun guysss. busy po sa school kaya I'll post often lng po So wait lang po yung iba.

The Opposite of Falling Apart [Formerly Three and a Half Good Legs]

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Jonas, having lost his leg, and Brennan, plagued by terrible anxiety, collide one summer. Soon, they're both finding themselves. Together. ***** After losing his leg in a terrible car accident, Jonas wants nothing more than...

Never Been Your Fangirl- PUBLISHED

Just when you thought fanfics can't be published. Published under Pop Fiction. Former EXO University.

Fake Lovers and Life After Marriage (FIN)

This is the jeje version and I don't wanna touch this one.

BOOK1: Accidentally In love With A Gangster [Published under Pop Fiction]

Now published under Pop Fiction, an imprint of Summit Books. P195, Taglish Part 1 Theirs is a story that started all wrong. Naglayas si Gail sa bahay nila sa Manila, looking forward to spending the best summer of her life in the quiet town of Sitio Maligaya. Ang hindi niya alam, gang leader Kurt agreed to a mission na...

That Twisted Love Story

If you ever thought that you already have that perfect love story you've always dreamed of, think again. Everything in this world is not what it seems to be. Everything's twisted, including your story.

Nine Stars

Sabi nila, pag nag bilang ka raw ng siyam na bituin sa loob ng siyam na araw at sinabi mo ang hiling mo, magkakatotoo raw ito. Ang hirap maniwala sa mga pamahiin na 'yan, pero wala naman masama kung susubukan 'di ba? Malay natin magkatotoo ang hiling ko na sana....magustuhan mo rin ako.

Say I Love You Too

[SARMIENTO SERIES #2: SAY & SAID DUOLOGY] BOOK 1: Lyrae Sarmiento, the first born of Sean and Cassandra Sarmiento. She grew wanting to live up to her parents' expectations. And she even wanted to surpass it by all means. She's doing a good job doing what she has to do, until Joshua Sy suddenly came and turned her wor...

BROKEN STRINGS (COMPLETED)

COMPLETED | Y2014 - Y2015 ------ "H-Hindi kita kayang panagutan. I'm sorry." hinila ko ang braso nito. "P-Please, Wright. H-Hindi ko to k-kayang mag-isa." pagmamakaawa ako. "Please, wag mo naman akong iwan!" "S-Sorry." pilit nitong tinatanggal ang mga kamay ko. "A-Ano ba ang p-pwede kong gawin para w-wag mo kong iwan...

Seducing Drake Palma (PUBLISHED AND SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE)

"Drake Palma, humanda ka! I'm going to get you by hook or by crook!" Ito si Alys Perez, may pagka-loner, maingay, madalas bagsak ang grades sa klase, bigo sa pag-ibig, at may malaki siyang problema. Kasi naman, pumayag siyang gawin ang isang bagay na wala talaga siyang kahit anong experience. Ano ba naman ang alam niy...

The Double Personality Gangster

What if the one you love has a double personality? Pa'no kung ang isang side lang niya ang gusto mo? Handa mo bang tanggapin ang isang side niya na ayaw mo? O iiwan mo nalang siya dahil ayaw mo sa isang side niya? [IILWTBB:SS]

My Boyfriend by ACCIDENT [SPLIT - PART I PUBLISHED UNDER LIFEBOOKS]

[Accidental Romances Series Book I] - SPLIT INTO FOUR PARTS; PART I PUBLISHED UNDER LIFEBOOKS; ADAPTED INTO A WATTPAD PRESENTS: TV MOVIE [Summary] Naranasan mo na bang magkaroon ng isang relationship na aksidente lang nangyari? Yung tipong pinaglaru-laro lang ng tadhana upang gawing exciting ang buhay mo? Yung tip...

The Break Up Planner (Published Under Pop Fiction)

"Break na 'yan sa Sabado!"

Steal My Heart (Published)

Rated SPG: Some scenes are not suitable for minor readers. Read at your own risk. Tagged as always the groom's man but never the groom, Benjamin thought that he would stay that way forever. Until he met Maru, the woman with a breath-taking but fragile beauty whom he fell in love with at first sight. Hindi siya naniniw...

Crazy Little Devil

│PUBLISHED│ Be ready for her trippings. The little devil, Fancy Jewel Abellano. Copyrighted Pinkyjhewelii, 2014

Secret Admire 2 (updating)

The fulfillment of a promise. (Secret Admire Book 2)

Online Boyfriend

Wala kang lovelife? Bawal ka pa magboyfriend/gf? Masyado ka pang bata para sa ganito? Pero gusto mo makaranas magkaroon ng lovelife? Well, I recommend you to play this game. Just register/log in and PLAY WITH LOVE. With this, magkakaroon ka ng instant Boyfriend/Girlfriend! Ikaw pa mismo ang pipili ng attitude and appe...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. Wi...

The Spaces In Between

The thing with Valentine's Day is, either you hate it or you love it. And Zade Pascual definitely belongs to the first category. Para sa kanya, isang araw lang ito ng commercialized version ng pag-ibig. Walang kakilig-kilig at napakalayo sa true love stories na nababasa niya sa mga libro. Nasubok ang kanyang anti-Vale...

Perfect Haters Book 2: Almost Perfect (COMPLETED)

(Highest rank in Teen Fiction #4) They started as haters then become lovers. Fought for the sake of love. Their love is invincible. They are - Alexa and Zak. Everything seems so perfect. From perfect haters to perfect couple and now all they want is to have a perfect family. Will there be a happy ending story?

No Other Love (2014)

(sequel of Sana Akin Ka na Lang--Dee/Renz love story) Deanna Florence Saadvera is young, spoiled and rich. Being the only girl of Saadvera, she gets what she wants. She doesn't need to introduce herself to anyone. Just a mere look, everyone knows she is extraordinary. But when the legal attorney of his grandfather...

BEAUTIFUL BEAST

BEAUTIFUL BEAST Famous young star Axl Ledesma have everything in his hands- fame, money, cars, a famous girlfriend and thousands of obsessive fans all over the country. His fame makes him proud, arrogant and it seems that nothing moves him. Everything seems great until one accident changed everything. He lost his phys...

Good Girl Gone Bad (PUBLISHED)

(For Hire: A Damn Good Kisser Book 2) Meet the new Dana Kathryn Ferrer. A little bit older and wiser, and a lot more confident, Dana-or DK, as she now prefers to be called-is the life of every party. Since he-who-must-not-be-named left her, DK has reinvented herself. Gone is the girl who's always pining for that boy...

Baby, You And I (Published under PHR)

"A guy needs one kiss from his girl to get back on his feet." Settling down is the last thing on my mind. Kaya ganoon na lang ang pag-iwas ko sa mga magulang ko tuwing nababanggit nila ang tungkol doon. Ang katwiran kasi nila, baka raw sakaling tumino ako at magseryoso sa buhay kung magkakaroon na ng sariling pamilya...

Meeting Mr. Gifted

Sabi nila, opportunity knocks once. So, when it comes knocking on your door... grab it. Pero paano kung eto ang opportunity na pinaka-hihintay mo, pero ang dami namang distractions. Kaya mo kayang mag-focus? Kaya mo kayang pigilan ang gulo sa isip mo? Paano naman ang sigaw ng puso mo, kaya mo bang patahimikin? Samahan...

Public vs. Private

original draft/unedited(you've been warned hahah:) (Book one and two are now available in bookstores^__^) Pacific Academy's Mr. Perfect meets Batangas National High School's Ms. Perfect. . . pero panu un? diba same charges repel?!

Unlucky I'm In Love with My Best Friend

[Published under Summit Pop Fiction and TV Adaptation under TV5 Wattpad Presents] Si Zandra ay isang babaeng halos perpekto na pero para sa kanya, may kulang pa din. Yun ay ang makita sana sya ng kanyang bestfriend na si Zandrick bilang isang babae. Will her bestfriend notice her and make it into perfection an...

Ang Boyfriend kong Baduy

Baduy- isang salitang ibabansag sa taong hindi marunong manamit at old fashion.At yun ang bansag kay Salvatore.Daig pa daw niya ang mga sinaunang bayani kung manamit.Pero sa likod ng kabaduyan na iyon.Nagtatago ang isang katauhan na pilit niya tinago dahil lamang sa isang pustahan.Pustahan na nagpabago sa kanyang kata...

"10 STEPS TO MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE" COMPLETE

Malandi naba kung tawagin kung ang isang babae ay nag hahabol sa isang lalaki? "Gusto ko lang naman mahalin at gustuhin niya ako....." - Mon It is a story of a girl chasing a man's heart. It tells us a lesson that in life we need to step, think positive and have courage in chasing dream. Because dream is just a dream...