Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a school project makes students from each class exchange numbers, and message each other for three months without knowing who they're messaging. chittaphon happens to get somebody who sends him nothing but pick up lines all day. //johnten fic

"I ... I just wanted to say", I stuttered, my lips dry, "that I really like it when you hold my hand. So, I mean, you don't have to apologize because I like it and you can hold, I mean, if you want to, maybe, you can really hold my hand whenever you want to." Kihyun doesn't speak. But for Changkyun, he doesn't need to to make him fall in love all over again.

Changkyun was by no means good. Kihyun was by no means bad. If the two could rid themselves of each other they would, as lucky as the two would be, they're neighbors. Albeit they do a pretty god job of avoiding each other. Desperation and different situations brings the unlikely pair together in one of the most unfortunate ways. Copyright 2016© HobioppaBiased Credit for the cover: @-parkgae

he was always smiling _

Lying. Winning. Addiction. Darkness

Es ist das Jahr 2369. Die Welt wurde von zahlreichen Umweltkatastrophen heimgesucht und hat viele Opfer gefordert. Außerirdische, die sich 'The Clan' nennen, besiedeln die Erde und zwingen die Menschheit in die Knie. Minhyuk ist ein Mitglied des Clans, aber er ist anders als die Anderen. Die Menschen faszinieren ihn und er will ihnen nahe sein. Er trifft auf einen Menschen namens Hyungwon und freundet sich mit ihm an, unwissend welche Gefahren das mit sich bringt...