Just a couple of dark parodies based on disney songs. If you don't like some swear words, dirty jokes or crude/dark humor, or if you have a weak stomach, then don't read it. It's rated R for a reason! :)

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 teenager posts the title says it all

“Well hey there, at least buy me dinner first.” I could feel Aaron's eyes burning through the back of my head as he stared down at me. Down. Towards his crotch. I was face to crotch with Aaron Cross. --- Life is full of Awkward moments; unfortunately for Blake Miller, her life is just one big Awkward moment. From being named Blake because her parents were expecting a boy, to walking in on her dad "wrestling" with her mother's sister. But when Blake's house gets damaged from a hazardous flood and they tear her house down brick by brick when they find a severe mold infestation, her life is about to pass the level of Awkward when they move in with her mom's current boyfriend and his insufferable son who just so happens to be her school's notorious star player -- and not just in sports. Blake's situation probably wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a history between the two, and she will soon realize that not only will her past reveal itself, but so will the secrets kept hidden around her. [DISCLAIMER: i am aware that wattpad changed the rating to rated R, but that's only because of the excessive amount of swearing from the characters. other than that, this book contains mostly PG-13 material.] [humor #13 - 04/11/15]

Love is something we all dream about, something we feel we need or want ONLY from our "dream guy/girl" something we're suppose to get from them. After all they are the only ones who can save us right? Cinderella, Sleeping beauty, all those over cheesy romance classics. What do these all have in common? A night in shining amour comes sweeping a damsel in distress off her feet. That is what's supposed to happen right ? But What if we lived in a world where there was at least one person who decided she no longer needed a boyfriend to put her broken pieces back together from what her ex bf did... What if we lived in a world where at least one person decided they wanted to be their own saving grace. Follow along as Kayli learns and teaches the importance of self love. *not edited*