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Hyrule is at peace, or so the Royal Family would have its people believe. Something is afoot in the kingdom, and someone needs to do something about it. Least likely would be Marksmen Link Sayre- a mercenary and monster hunter doing his best to get by. Until a job goes wrong, and he gets roped into the secret plans of Hyrule's princess. Now Link must play the part of the Hero to dive deeper into the mystery, and maybe stumble into a legend of his own.

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When unsuspecting Neri is thrown into a Legend of Zelda game that was never meant to be released, she miraculously meets the Hero of Time himself. However, a strange symbol has appeared on the back of her hand, a Triforce piece different than Link's or any other. With it comes powers and secrets she never thought she had and must learn to control; while her new abilities bring many dangers to herself and gambles that risk more than just her life. When she learns the most startling fact about herself, Neri knows that she'll have to fight for more lives than just her own. With Link's help and a few friends, Neri starts her quest to return to her world. Despite the adrenaline and hopelessness, another feeling grows under her skin: A certain warmness which is all aimed at Link. Above all, one question remains: Using these new powers and abilities, will Neri be able to survive long enough to get home?

In the year 2100, a scientist discovered how to create genetically advanced humans. By inserting certain chemicals into them, these humans obtained advanced skills such as X-Ray Vision, Super Speed, and could even have weapons emerge from their body. This was hailed as the development of the millenium. Thirty years later, the Hybrid Humans overthrew regular humans. Chemicals were now in their genes, which meant that babies could be born with natural genetic advancements, and were thus more powerful than ordinary humans. Those who didn't have the chance to get injected, called mortals, were driven to near extinction. The survivors now hide in the jungles outside the glamorous cities. In these jungles, there exists a young girl, burning with hate, longing for revenge...

Link: a rogue troublemaker who steals from village people, flirts with all the women, and tortures the people of Hyrule. Living life the way he wants it, no rules, and not a care in the world. Zelda: a woman who gets tangled with the wrong people and doesn’t know that she was kidnapped as a child and is really the true ruler of Hyrule. She has a split personality where she thinks she’s Sheik, a worrier who fights for good. Ganondorf: the ruler of Hyrule who killed the king for his throne. He knows about Zelda being the real ruler but has kept that a secret this entire time. He also knows that Link is suppose to be the hero of time but doesn’t seem threatened by a rogue troublemaker. This story takes on a whole new twist of the Legend that I created. I do not own any characters, settings, or history in this story. This is just purely a fun fan fiction of the best video game ever. I hope you enjoy!

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*Next Gen* A young girl travels through Magnolia on her own with only another young boy to keep her company. But what happens when they meet Fairy Tail? Just who are the duo? Needless to say, things are happening in Fairy Tail once again! Find out what happens when one of the duo catches a certain demon's eye and what becomes of it. *Takes place after Tartarus Arc*

Fairy Tail Next Generation One-Shots and Stories!!(New Chapter Every Day!!!) Trying to keep this story going for a few years so there will be a lot of chapters...HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! (5 year skip is after chapter "goodbye...")

Yes, you read it right. This is the sequel, prequel, whatever you want it to be, to The Academy ;) It's not school anymore. Eri, Lila, Marcus, and Kazu have taken their first steps into reality...which is sometimes even stranger than the previews they'd seen in school. None of them are entirely sure what they've gotten themselves into. Oh, well, at least they have each other...right?