welp the people have asked for it so here it is!!! Dan is a smart, organized, and always punctual. One of the many reasons he has gotten sent to Kingston's Academy Boarding school for 5 years. Phil, a punk, with snake bites in his lip, a person who doesn't give a shit at all was sent there for correctional purposes, the reason unknown. Dan automatically takes a disliking to Phil, knowing that he is trouble. Phil on the other hand knows that Dan is hiding some secrets behind his smart facade, some sexy secrets, and he plans to find out what they are.

Dan somehow ended up with phils number and decided to text him. Dan: hi, so my name is [dan] Phil: oh I've seen you on YouTube! Dan: oh god I cringe - WARNING ⚠️️️‍ SMUT FLUFF NO DEATH NO CHEATING SIDE SHIPS MENTIONS OF ARTISTS AND I EXPECT NO HATE that's it mates enjoy ;) xx

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

Dan Howell is popular. He's also been released from an eating disorder clinic a few months ago. Only one of his friends know about it, at least thats what he thinks. He goes to a party and wakes up to a text from an unknown number. One simple word: Eat! Phil Lester isn't popular but he's no unpopular. He notices someone though, a boy who never eats (at school at least). One day he goes to a party and gets the number of this boy so he can text him one word. Will Phil ever reveal who he is to Dan?

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

An unlikely tale of odd affection and baffling fondness between a pair of outcasts in a ramshackle orphanage comes to be plagued by tragedy when they move away to the green idleness of Scotland. Six years scuttle by, and all that was promised to remain simple is replaced by the ugly misfortune of dirty secrets, traumatic yesterdays and Phil Lester's forbidden feelings for Dan Howell.

completed ! 🖤 (8/17/18 to 12/02/20) Dan Howell is a camboy. At only eighteen, he's already become popular on many porn websites and has been involved with a magazine. Desiring for someone to trust to create his darkest fantasies with, he downloads Tinder, where he meets the sweetest man alive. But surely this man could find someone better than Dan, couldn't he? - cover photo by @star.eyed.howell on instagram mature themes and heavily inspired by other fics

everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

Prompt: “With Schools AUs it’s always Badboy!Phil with Nerd!Dan or Badboy!Dan with Nerd!Phil. That about a fic where both are bad, and meet behind the bike shed for a smoke, or both are nerds, and meet in the library.” (I went with both are bad) Summary: Dan Howell is one of the most popular kids in school, with a badboy reputation to uphold. On the day that he meets the new boy, Phil Lester, who seems just as bad as himself, they become friends almost immediately. But as one thing leads to another, Dan isn't so sure if he and Phil are just friends, or more? Overall warnings: swearing, mentions of drugs, smoking, drinking, strong homophobic slur, domestic abuse, mild smut, violence, emotional manipulation

Dan hates Phil's long time girlfriend for two reasons. 1- She doesn't treat Phil right 2- He loves him more