John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

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A stupid crackfic I wrote back in October while rewatching Joel's Windows 7 Destruction stream. This is not serious in any way.

I CAME FROM THE DEAD