You know those big juicy toes.. that you just have to eat. you get to imagine a world where you an those hot toes were meant to be 🥵 ⚠️🥺 SLOW UPDATES i'm still writing🥺⚠️

❝ I never knew that sleeping was this heavenly until I met you ❞ Yoongi × Pillow

You never realize how special your purity is until you lose it. |♕| Editing |♕| 18+ Content. |♕| Complete. |♕| Cover created by @lantic ♡ |ψ|Sorry Folks, new username.

My name is Mary Sue and I'm the ugliest girl you'll ever meet. I have horrible tan skin and ugly blonde hair that reaches my butt. My butt is really big and I have huge boobs. How uglier can I get? Did I mention that my pet turtle died in a car crash when I was 14? I'm 17 now, and this is my horrible life. Oh, my parents are also super rich. (Everything in this story, besides this right here, is a part of the act. The comments I make, the things in parentheses, authors notes, everything is meant as a joke. If you comment and I respond, it will be a joke. Please criticize this marysue making whore. Enjoy.)

Since you live with the Eddsworld crew, you're well used to strange goings-on: but nothing as strange as this... A nice Edd x Reader sory, since there don't seem to be many Eddsworld fanfictions out there.

All must read to join the cult.

A scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.

I don't know why I'm doing this.

IM BACK BABYYYY CW: This is for a MATURE audience (18+) so nsfw content is to be expected. If you like this and I see your account indicates you are obviously underage, you will have to be blocked. So have some discretion, please, and explore your sexuality safely! DISCLAIMER: EddsWorld and the characters do not belong to me, they belong respectfully to their creator *sniffles* Edd Gould (and if I remember correctly, I think Tom owns it now?) Edit: Matt owns it now [I have another mod for this account that writes the stories on here, so be aware.] Highest ranking: #1 Eddsworldxreader

Metanoia ➛ (n.) the journey of changing one's mind, heart, self, or way of life