THE William Shakespeare is a famous playwright and owner of a small, local coffee house. His snide and uppity ways have put his little business on the map as this crazy little town's central hangout spot. His clientèle are made up of random characters, fictional and real-- from the ancient past to the present, requested by YOU, the readers. I will try to post a new installment to the story every month upon receiving an adequate number of characters for each new story. The crazier your characters, the better, but give me some background about them so I can fuse them together into something entertaining. Thank you in advance for your contributions!