This is a collection of oneshots dedicated to "The Adventure Zone," a popular Dungeons and Dragons podcast ran by your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. This collection includes angst, fluff, and a bit of smut (which will be marked as so). Magnus likes hate sex. Taako gets roofied. Merle wants to f*ck the void.

Levi Jackson has been in love with Gage Zachary since freshman year, and hasn't failed to tell him everyday he can. Gage rejects him time after time, but is secretly dying to make Levi his and his alone. When something tragic occurs, Levi isn't the same person. For the first time, Gage pursues Levi in an attempt to get to find out what happened to the boy he loves. Will Gage end up confessing to Levi in order to help fix him, or will Levi suffer in silence forever? (Points of view will alternate throughout the story)

A few weeks after parent's day, Max seemed a little more friendly towards the counselors. Nobody understood, and nobody really cared. As long as Max was being less of a dickhead. The two people who understood were Gwen and David, who had been keeping the fact that they had a new grumpy son a secret for almost a month now.

There is an island in the sky, and not everyone can see it. A harmless village boy living in the rural lands, Iolani Tori is afraid of heights and loud noises. Taken by surprise when he receives a mysterious letter addressed to him, Io finds out that the floating island wasn't a figment of his imagination after all. A talking sparrow; An eagle's eye, A waiting vulture And a silent night.

It's been years since Rose Lalonde has seen her matesprit Kanaya Maryam. The game has ended, and they won. Unfortunately, they had to part ways after it. It's a Sadstuck written in Rose, Kanaya, Jade, Karkat, Dave, and John's point of view on what happened ever since the game ended. > Homestuck fanfiction Characters by Andrew Hussie. I do not own the cover art photo.

For mostly immature audiences only. Preening pontificating from a pretentious pleb. (Updated whimsically) Take a tour through someone else's mind, as the author and terrible illustrator attempt to put the vagaries and soul crushing brutality of everyday life into just enough perspective to make the great issues of our time look as stupid as they are. I will, eventually, tackle great issues such as Microplastics, Hipsters, why Nuclear Disarmament is a terrible idea, why the world is overflowing with optimism, and other important issues. Now, I understand that Wattpad holds a degree of civility in its discourse that you rarely find on the internet. With that in mind, if you find a bit of incivility presents your point better, I don't mind. Being Wattpad, I suspect your meanest insults would sound like the kindest thing to ever appear on 4chan. -Will you laugh? I hope so. -Will you cry? I really hope not. I wasn't trying for that at all. If you do, I am sorry. -Will you send death threats? No, of course not. This isn't Twitter. Wattpaders have dignity. -Will you scoff and not read this because you were looking for One Direction fan fiction? probably. -Will you mock my doodling? I won't be offended if you do. -Will you disagree? No. You didn't read this. You were looking for one direction fan fiction. The new cover is courtesy of @stormythezebra