Yoociel/Yooseven [Horribly Written Warning]

Badly written book about Yooseven with much of a plot. Update (6/28/18): Don't read this book, please. Somehow it made it to #1 Yooseven?? Um, excuse me? This book is the worst thing I've ever read, so I'm not sure how that happened. There's so, so many other books that deserve way more attention and written 100 times...

DICKS N SHIT

CIAO HOMIE, DAM IMMA TELL YA A LIL SOMETHIN I EAT DIK N POOSI. I gOT MORE HAIR ON MIO COGLIONE THAN YOU DO.

Urban Dictionary Hetalia Names

The title says it all.