@RomanceeeeDrarry has given me permission to finish this fic on my account as the previous author is no longer able to finish it. If you haven't read the first 20 chapters, you can find that here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/32640436-sex-magic-drarry. Summary: In Harry's seventh year, an unexpected subject pops up on his schedule. Pre-HBP AU. "Sex Magic", Harry/Draco, NC-17 Title: Sex Magic Author(s): VelvetBlood (chapters 1-18), Leo_draconis (19 and 20), and ki_rivers(21-35) Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, Hogwarts, or anything resembling JKR's work.

"The favourite food of us all, the pizza, if it's properly baked and has all the right topping on it, it contains over one thousand calories. The American chocolate chip cookies we all love and cherish very much - one of them has roughly three hundred calories. If we drink the three litres we're supposed to drink of water of something else, like one of our very favourite sodas, Coca Cola, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, that calculates up to over half the calories you're supposed to consume per day. And don't even get me started on birthday cake..." Bev Nicholls may be plus-size but that's the least interesting thing about her and certainly not what you should be paying attention to when there's her beautiful, well-groomed roommate who likes to get a manicure after his every gym session, her new job as a teacher with her first class of mid-puberty teens and her views on all of that with just the right sense of humor and confidence, while not taking it or herself too seriously.

#3 in lams #1 in mullette #3 in jeffmads Some Lams, some Mullette, some random stuff in between, and some annoying assholes down the hall (who are obviously Jefferson and Madison). A Hamilton Roommate College AU - lams, mullette, jeffmads, kingbury & more ships to come~ (I edited the cover, cover art is not mine) Hamilton characters are not mine AU is fandom-created Plot is mine Writing is mine

(Wow, a modern au, how original.) "Is this real life?" "When I'm with you, it feels like a dream..." Alexander just moved to New York so he could go to Kings College. He soon meets some unforgettable friends, and a roommate that seems to hate him. Will their relationship patch up, or will they stay on a bumpy road forever.

John is in his third year of college, he is studying Marine Biology. Laurens loves the ocean and everything that has to do with it more than anything in this world, specially turtles, turtles are the best. That's why he goes to the beach that's near the college everyday. And I mean, every single day. But one day John will discover something he wasn't supposed to, and the worst part? He fell in love with it. ---- OH MY GOD AM I REALLY DOING A MERMAID AU!? I HAVE ARRIVED TO THE MAXIMUM LEVEL OF TRASHINES! AND THAT ISNT EVEN A WORD.

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"-Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2 Hamilton wants the d(ark roast) *rereads this story* CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL This is a Lams coffee shop AU written from mostly John Laurens' P.O.V., but it does switch from time to time. In it, Laurens works the night shift at a coffee shop (who knows if a 24 hour coffee shop exists, but in fiction, anything is possible), that Hamilton decides to go to when after he gets struck with writer's block. Normal coffee shop AU antics ensue. To be honest, a lot of the story isn't actually in the coffee shop, but... So anyway, it's gay and no one dies...(yet) Buckle up and hold on. (Cover by yamhaylet)