Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

Y/N was a schnee, but born of a faunas mother, his mom had been killed by Jacques. soon he was treated as trash, but one day his life changed, for the better, or worse. (P.S it is not the R6 seige mute, unless you want it to be.)

Just random funny things that I see/hear!

Dat perfect meme doh

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

This is for all the people who's zodiac sign is a Taurus. Can you relate to any of these? P.S. I don't own any of these.

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