Y'all I suck at descriptions And the first chapters of this story suck because I wanted to do something but then I changed the plot and I'm too lazy to go back and fix things so like just read it cause why not *** "Well we are here to kidnap you."one of the really hot kidnappers said. "You are not supposed to tell her you idiot!" "Well I'm sorry I didn't ask to speak. None of you cowards spoke so I did." "Hey I'm not a coward!" "Neither am I." "Actually you kind of are you screamed when she walked into the room." "It's not my fault she looked like a possessed raccoon!"

Got #12 in Humour on September 28th, 2017 "You're insane!" "That's why my name is Loco," **** Loco Green swears her mom can see the future, because Loco is what she is. She's absolutely crazy, always pranking teachers, sneaking into the school at night because, "It needs to be repainted," Guys are a no no, because of her overprotective brother(who we all know is secretly gay... what) and you poke her cheek and he kills you. Unless, of course, it's his annoying best friend, Finn, who finds joy in torturing Loco. You know all hell is about to break loose when Loco is forced to help Finn clean the cafeteria everyday. Who knew the principal was a match maker? (Cover by meeeee)

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

{SPIN-OFF TO "THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE" | SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES} {2018-2023} *~* "Thank you for quitting that disgusting couple moment before I had to interrupt." "Careful, I might start making out with him just to torture you some more." "I hate you." "I have no objections." "Oh, god, please don't. Let's just get back to the task on hand." We all turn back around but find the table empty. "What? Where the hell did they go?" We hear the clearing of a throat right next to us, at the end of the booth, opposite the window. "Uhh-no hablo inglés. Me llamo Pablo." "You bitch-" "Traitor-"

[Book 2] Imagine this ~ You are walking down the street, holding a bag full of Oreos for your pregnant mom. Everything is peaceful until you are dragged into an old truck. You look up and see five good-looking guys staring at you. Remi Thea McKnight is a sixteen-year-old high school girl. She is sarcastic, funny, and sometimes wise, like her mother, Ariel. Remi has four older brothers, eighteen years old, and a quadruplet. Could history repeat itself? What would Remi do when she gets kidnapped like her mother? ~~~ [NOT EDITED YET] Book 1 - Welcome To Hell Boys. Book 2 - You are in Hell Boys. Book 3 - We'll End Up in Hell Boys. (Highest rank- #3 in Humor in 2017) June 2017 All Rights Reserved

> A Mafia story that's more silly than serious. #2 in Chicklit 4/12/17 #7 in Humor 13/9/19 #8 in Romance ^ It's midnight once again, and I'm in my cramped room looking at all the old photo albums of my family before the split. Each picture holds a precious memory that's frozen in time. Picture by picture, page by page adds another tear in my eyes. A creak came from outside my bedroom, the teal wallpaper was pealing off the walls. I have been living here for 11 years. I quickly hid the album under my pillow and ran to my closet. She couldn't back yet? She normally comes home around 4am drunk and broke. The slits on the closet doors were my only source of light, that was coming from my lamp in my dimly lit room. My breathing became more rough and my heart was about to smash my ribcage. Wait, I'm a dela Cruz. I fight for what's right and I know how to fight! As I peeked through the gaps on my closet door I seen three men in black masks and suits come through the door. "Find the damn girl" one of the men say, I'm assuming he's the boss. The two men started raiding the bedroom and the bathroom, while the boss of the trio slowly walked directly to the closet. He had his hands on the knob of the closet, my stomach twisted. I backed away slightly to run up and attack the man. He opened the doors and I came flying out in my beautiful pj's. I caught he man by surprise and punched him in the stomach and kicked where the sun don't shine, I kicked hard to make sure he never had babies ever again. "Fuck!" He yelled as he collapsed onto he cold floor. I pulled a smirk on my face, which caused him to shoot a do glare out of those captivating eyes. The two men held me down while the boss rolled about on the floor for about 5 minutes straight, holding where I kicked him. "You just punched a mafia king darling, you're gonna regret it" He whispered softly into my ear while I was held in between the other two. Oh shit, I punched a mafia king! Copyrighted2017© by x_angelu_

Got #326 in bitch on August 12, 2018 "You're ins- you're related to that crazy haired woman from forty years ago, aren't you?" "If you mean Loco Rose, than yes. She's my nan," • Fang Waters, son of Crysti and Garrett Waters, is definitely not adopted. Insane, paints school walls, all that shit. His triplet sisters aren't that protective, it's just most girls don't wanna go through the struggle of basically raising a child if they start dating him. Unless, of course, you're Taylor Winter, the bad girl who just moved into town. When they and a few other friends go back in time to when their grandparents were in college, how the hell will they get back? Will they all kill each other? Or will they find love along the way? Oh yeah, and Timmy's dead again. Lol. (Cover made by @Reaction_Thyme)

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

Every high school girl's dream is to be the best dressed, have a perfect boyfriend and be the next prom queen. Well that is everyone except Heidi... Heidi Thompson is a seventeen year old teenager whose life revolves solely around her piano and getting to Julliard- the best music school in the country. With her best friends and brother by her side, surviving the year will be a piece of cake- or will it? Enter Landon Knight. After spending two years in boarding school, the school's star basketball player is back. His attitude and magnetic charm pull all girls towards him except Heidi who has no idea as to who Landon is. What Heidi didn't know is that Landon, the boy she never knew existed, would change her world so quickly. But maybe we all need some change once in a while. All Rights Reserved- ©simplywonders seriously if you copy this book you'll be in deep shit so don't risk it! :)