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Cinderella my Ass【COMPLETED】 by Paper-Blood
Paper-Blood
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Highest rank #1 in humor [30 chapters] The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quiet and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.
Roommates by MiraRoss
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"Will I ever get Maya to drive into a pole?" "What?!" -------------------- Maya is off to college. Since it's far from home she has to have a dorm there. But when there's some kind of switch, causing her to room with Ace, a bad boy, she and he have to get along. What will Maya face as they live together? His annoying/rude behavior and hot looks of course. Then, the rest is up to Maya to find out. Her new, crazy life begins with being his roommate. And who knows, maybe love will find it's way into their lives. -------------------- Highest Ranking #12 in Humor 9/14/17
The Greatest Yet by His_Gem
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Zoe and Lamar are on their summer holiday and plan to have fun, try new things, annoy brothers, get arrested, relive cliche, secret tattoos, find treasure and.... love? * gag * Okay so that was totally not me. Love? Yeah right. There's a 101% more chance of Zoe eating pickles than that ever happening. Zoe and mar are truly going to make this summer their greatest yet. Mar-" let's get this party started" Me- really launtre? * rolls eyes at overused phrase* Zoe- " nooo, my bed is being moved help. Im being kidnapped and beddy is also being bednapped? Yeah that's it beddy is being bednapped. Mar and grace laugh evilly as they drag zoe's bed with her on it. Me- muahhaha* cough cough* (drinks water) -hahahah. Time to make memories.
The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Crazy by MissSarcasm12
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"Hey Blondie! What the hell are you doing?" I hear a voice behind me. I spare a glance to the person, and then balance myself on the ladder. "Can't you see, I am covering this class in toilet paper? I soo don't want to take the chemistry test." I continue my work. I am sure if Mr Thomas caught me, I would be Dead. "Are you Crazy?" "You will thank me later." ----------------------- Tempestuous: characterized by strong and turbulent or conflicting emotion. Vivian Jackson is pretty much a normal girl, if you ignore the trouble she makes. From blasting color bombs in the corridor to spray painting donuts on the principals door, you name it, she has done it. Sebastian Willson has spent one third of his life in detention, the other third of it in bunking classes and the last in the basket ball court. So when he sees Vivian wrecking his chemistry classroom, he is surprised. Because for the first time has he seen a girl being so bold and blunt. When these two meet sparks fly along with some knifes, toilet paper, water guns and cupcakes. Will these two be too opposite to attract, or a match made in hell? Come and join to see what happens in when a strong willed guy and a Tempestuous girl come together. Cover by the beautiful just_yasmin WARNING: CONTAINS EATING DISORDERS, ABUSE, AND HARASSMENT. IF YOU FEEL TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE, PLEASE READ ON UR OWN RISK #31 in Humor #43 in Teen Fiction
Whipped ✔ by TahliePurvis
TahliePurvis
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When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.
And He Still Didn't Fire Me  by TheFoxSaysHi
TheFoxSaysHi
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"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."
Believe Me, I'm Lying by JordanLynde
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When 17 year old Harley finds herself jobless, she needs a new job-- and quick. Her uncle comes to her house with a job offer. For her to become a teacher at his school. A school for delinquents. Watty Awards 2010 Winner of Best Overall, Best Romance, Best Female Lead, and Best Cast!
Karma wears stilettos (ON HOLD)  by PsychoPenguin17
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"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.
Love Is... by RidingLife
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"Love is..." I explored my brain to find the most suitable word in my dictionary that could fit in the definition I was trying to say; the definition that could make the jerk, sitting opposite me with a smirk on his face, believe in 'love'. "Bullshit?" He offered with a huge arrogant smirk on his face and no matter how much I agreed with him on this particular matter, I couldn't agree. So, instead of nodding my head in agreement, I scowled at him. His smirk grew bigger and he leaned away from me, gazing at me with his piercing grey eyes. "Finding it hard to make me believe in love when you yourself don't believe in that shit, huh?" With his piercing grey gaze fixed on my every move, I realized that 'being the devil's cupid' was going to be a lot tougher than I had initially thought. (By the author of 'And We Meet Again')