After a lifetime of violence and bloodshed, Kiara Morrow has found happiness. It's been a month since she left her vampire hunting roots behind, and started a new life with her boyfriend Luke and his vampire clan. For Kiara, things are as good as they can get. She thinks she's left the shadows behind. But Kiara is wrong. When a man is found murdered, an eerily familiar face appears in town, and a strange figure starts leaving Kiara macabre gifts, she begins to understand the terrible legacy her enemies have left her. When darkness falls, the shadows will rise...

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I, Kisvar, the only known Dragonborn, have defeated Alduin in Sovngarde. I joined the side of the Stormcloaks in the Civil War, and the Empire is subdued once and for all. Skyrim is at peace, and I am renowned across the Nine Holds. You might think my life has slowed down some now, right? That I'm taking a well-earned break from adventuring? .... No. I make my living as an adventurer, and in secret, as the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. I thrive on adventure and attention. You wouldn't take a break from breathing, would you? Didn't think so. Now I'm starting on a new quest, one that started with two strangely-dressed men and an order to kill me from some person named Miraak....