Draco Malfoy is the head potion brewer for the Ministry's onsite supply. Every day at three he goes to the nearest break room which coincidentally happens to be the auror break room, where he always seems run into Harry Potter, who might also be waiting just for him. It's most certainly not the highlight of his day and he certainly doesn't hold anything other than friendly feelings towards Potter. It's just tea. Nothing more than tea at three.

The title says it all 🌸 If you have a request, send it o me! I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed writing them. Also there are some short shitty ones in the beginning and then some reallllyy short ones in the middle and after that they're longer so yeah.. I don't own any of the characters they're all j.k. Rowling's. Nor do I own any of the amazing pieces of fan art/videos attached to some chapters. If you have a problem with relations between the same sèx you should probably avoid this book, and me lmao. The art on the cover is by Puking Pastilles on Deviantart :)

cringy ass one-shots starring peter parker and the mcu cast warning ⚠️: VERY mature content this whole book is a massive trigger warning |#1| in #aou |#1| in #avenging |#1| in #infinitywar |#1| in #monsters |#1| in #headaches |#1| in #triggerwarning |#1| in #pepperpotts |#1| in #depression [all characters unless stated otherwise belong to Marvel Comics]

Peter Parker's been through some tough shit in his fifteen year lifespan. From losing two sets of parents to getting kidnapped by HYDRA and landing himself in an orphanage, you could say he's been to hell and back. Becoming mute didn't help him much either. What happens when he gets adopted by two of the most famous people in the world, while still trying to keep his secret identify of Spider-Man safe? // All characters belong to Marvel Comics. I own nothing except the plot \\

Nothing but some Stony Drabble because, well, why not?

Just a couple oneshots of steve/Tony cuz wattpad really doesn't have enough Stony, there's gonna be some cuddling, pizza, snowball fights, fears, superfamily, and some other stuff that my thinker just can't think of right now

Almost everyone receives a stopwatch. It counts down to the very second that one will come face to face with their soulmate. It is supposed to be one of the most precious things anyone will ever possess. Peter has a Stopwatch. He hates it. He hates them. He hates his soulmate. . . . And they haven't even met yet [Ranked #1 in Spideypool] for a while

“You. Can’t. Tell. Anyone.” “What will you give me for it?” Wade said, his mouth working without any input from his brain, which had probably fried with Peter’s hotness. He was too hot. [Hot damn] “W-what?” “Have sex with me.” Note: One of those fics where even though the prompt and the writer write it as completely consensual, and I provide several paragraphs clearly saying how it's consensual, if you squint and ignore the inner dialogue, you could say Peter was backed into a wall

Wade Wilson has a complicated life. His parents were killed when he was 13, and from that moment on he took care of himself. To earn money he became the most feared mercenary ever; Deadpool. Peter Parker's story is so alike yet so different. His parents were killed too, but in an airplane accident. Since that day he lived with his aunt, because his uncle was killed too. Everything seemed to work out, until his aunt died. Captain America and Iron Man adopted him, because he was too young to live on his own. He was bitten by a radioactive spider, wich gave him extraordinary powers, and he became your friendly neighborhood Spider-man. This is the story of how they met, and found out that they really understand the other. Watch their friendship grow into something much more complicated, something they didn't understand at first. Will there actually be a happy ending? I don't own the characters!

Peter is working on his laptop. Wade feeds off attention.