Anti Pickup Lines for @illumilucy

Best ways to turn down someone. For @illumilucy

New Phone//Zach Herron (1)

"A new phone and one wrong number are the best things that have ever happened to me because they led me to you." I once ranked #2 in Fanfiction and I keep this here to remember it (October 1, 2017) #1 in #Wrongnumber #1 in #WhyDon'tWe (and all their names too) #1 in #text #1 in a lot of things I'm too lazy to type ou...

Caught By The Bad Boys ✔ SAMPLE

"Are you scared because your dad is the sheriff?" "Why do you keep on asking me that?" "I won't stop until I get a proper answer." Lana Jane Willson, just a depressed and misunderstood geeky teenager because of her glasses and her dad being the Sheriff. Yet all she wants is to get into Yale, far away from everyone, th...